Thursday, 27 November 2008

My A to Z

To all the bloggers who obliged me with their ONE WORDS...I remain exceedingly thankful

Alpha Romeo, too fast, too furious, too expensive
Bubbling with my new irrepressible feeling of positivity
Celibacy is to Gay Bishops as Masturbation is to Ex-Presidents
Deosculate, Angelina Jolie
Ego kneaded with a little sweet almond oil won’t kill anyone
Fuck, strictly vaginal
Goat, knife, water, salt, pepper, onions, spices, scent leaves, udder...& of course maggi cubes
Haolefication, Dr. Napoleon’s malicious attempt to mystify me with Haitian hula tricks
Iridescent, buy a new television and stop slapping the sides
Juvenileness, Remand Home, Abeokuta
Karma, back to sender
Lunatic, Rear Admiral Harry Olufemi Arogundade
Minds Eye, if only...
Nipple, the harder the better
Orgasmic, climax doesn’t always feel like
Phoenix might just be my uniquely remarkable self
Quality of life by Kellogg’s Credit Crunchies
Razzness, damn right practical and realistic
Sexagenarian, free medical services at UPTH
Time by Romain Jerome
Unorthodox Ultraclean Penetration, absolutely no need for protection
Virgin, Uncle Richie’s (Branson) brand
Woes and more unto NEPA
Xenophobia, unless maybe Lebanese and maybe Afghans...
Yummy, mumsy’s okazi soup with dry fish and snails
Zebra Crossing, No cars are passing, its just reality flashing
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53 comments:

  1. bumight27 November 2008 at 15:56

    this is cool sweetie!

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  2. Anonymous27 November 2008 at 16:05

    insightful indeed :P
    (see what i did there? my comment starts with the same letter as the one before... :))

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  3. Emeka Amakeze27 November 2008 at 16:27

    Conspicously excellent!

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  4. Shubby Doo27 November 2008 at 16:33

    awww mumsy's okazi soup…you do have a soft side…i pray that this your new irrepressible feeling of positivity continues 4ever o!

    i liked this o…

    but wait a minute oga… b4 your brain scatter pass let me do you a favour…*slaps baroque*… come back to reality jare and stop thinking about Angelina… mother of 6 ke?…like badderchic don talk…all the women for blogville dey…buttercup lips dey… na Angelina jolie you wan kiss… see dis yeye man!

    p.s
    Fuck…Strictly Vaginal…LOL…I’m thinking back to that post of yours where you declared yourself 273% straight… RTFLMFAO… i believe my dear

    pp.s
    hmmm…these days… there is rarely a need for no protection

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  5. Flourishing Florida27 November 2008 at 16:40

    lmao. u r not a serious person oh. but ur response is ingenious. am really impressed, bu also freaking tired. so, am off now.

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  6. Ms.O27 November 2008 at 19:36

    Interesting read!

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  7. Anonymous27 November 2008 at 19:59

    timeless. hehehehehe. Off I go now.

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  8. exschoolnerd27 November 2008 at 22:21

    lol!!

    Lunatic, Rear Admiral Harry Olufemi Arogundade

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  9. BlackRose27 November 2008 at 23:00

    teww mad..luv ur blog!!!

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  10. Anonymous27 November 2008 at 23:21

    hmmmm.... :D i likes!

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  11. Buttercup28 November 2008 at 01:05

    Brilliant response! *gives baroque a standing ovation*

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  12. guerreiranigeriana28 November 2008 at 04:02

    ...yes, i'm with buttercup...*stands up and claps enthusiastically*...bravo my good man, bravo...i too was a little concerned with the angelina jolie bit...maybe a little hateration...whatever!...lol...glad my yummy word wasn't disallowed...

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  13. bArOquE28 November 2008 at 10:56

    @bumight, thanx

    @geisha, i no see that thing you dey talk oh...which same letter

    @Amakeze, excellent? thanx man

    @Shubby, i be my mama pikin oh, & the woman dey cook die...leav 6kids story, have you seen her lips?...if you have a dick, you will understand that there's a mystery to the pussy...CHAI...have you ever heard the phrase, Unorthodox Ultraclean Penetration

    @FFF, ingenious? i try to be...wetin tire you, Ejike?

    @Ms.O...i didnt see your ONE WORD!

    @mizcynic, i fear that your question...NO, i havent tried it b4

    @Temite...off you go to where?

    @XSN, dont you think so?

    @BlakRoze, thanx oh...welcome here anytime, next time i'm serving Capuccino

    @kmlx, you likes...

    @Buttercup, na you i for put for D ow...those pink lips *closes eyes in wonder*

    @gnaija with her hateration, make una no dey make me blush...leave my Angelina for me

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  14. NoLimit28 November 2008 at 11:10

    Chei Baroque is too sharp!!!
    But am still beefing!!!*frowning madly*!!!

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  15. ablackjamesbond28 November 2008 at 12:22

    Nice one bro

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  16. LusciousRon28 November 2008 at 13:08

    I love this A-Z. Any chance of getting more soon? So you are this smart? (Snickering like muttley in 'Wacky Races')

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  17. bArOquE28 November 2008 at 13:46

    @Limitless, why you dey beef? you were late...me & Nacet, sho sharp pass? LMAO

    @Blak007, thank you so much ;-)

    @Luscious, leave smartness *blushes* yea, i might just make it a regular & do one in January, or better still tag someone to get theirs don, the whole works *snickers back*

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  18. Buttercup28 November 2008 at 14:14

    *blushes all shades of red* lol..

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  19. guerreiranigeriana29 November 2008 at 00:28

    ...oh now...don't tell me baroque is afraid of a lil blushing?...good luck with angelina o!...after you fight through the million and one men and women and children in line for her, you still have her six children and brad pitt...i know you're strong, but um...

    ...anyway...what's the gist for this year's carnival?...i've been checking the website and nothing really...i know hotels are a joke (i'll be staying with family or coming in the day before or so)...but what about the actual parade?...what happens?...what happens afterwards-parties, clubs, etc.?..thanks love:)...

    ...i can't remember, are you from calabar?...let me go and do some 'research';)...

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  20. ~Sirius~29 November 2008 at 10:24

    Wow......Really good, well written....Nice work.
    you had me at buy a new television...B & O is the Ish!......

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  21. Afrobabe29 November 2008 at 23:58

    hmmmmmm strictly varginal as opposed to???

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  22. miz-cynic30 November 2008 at 04:51

    @afro tnx o.help me ask him o.baroque-at least no b me ask dis one.but u made my one word intrsting sha

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  23. BlackRose30 November 2008 at 19:08

    cos im lazy like dt..i'll update soonest

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  24. Toluwa30 November 2008 at 23:39

    noice!

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  25. Nigerian Drama Queen1 December 2008 at 01:42

    Loved it!You should do another one!

    "Zebra Crossing, No cars are passing, its just reality flashing"-That was too funny!

    --and you forgot to mention the Niger people you put on blast on my blog under Xenophobia! lmao

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  26. bArOquE1 December 2008 at 09:57

    @Buttercup, red? why do I think pink?

    @gnaija, what have you found out from your research? You might want to read my comment on
    http://miz-cynic.blogspot.com/2008/11/oh-no-u-didnt.html
    about the carnival, however confirm if its on the 26th or 27th.btw, I spoke with Angie this morning…she says Brad is fine.

    @sirius, B & O is the ish…I second

    @Jaja, & so are you

    @Afrobaby, you know everything naa…I do only naturally lubricated crevices, thank you

    @miz-cynic, you are hereby suspected of obliging your wrong hole…

    @Standtall, PHCN is the one I cant stand.

    @BlakRose, lazzie you…please do

    @Toluwa, thanks

    @NDQ, yea, I might do another one…the zebra crossing line was not my original invention…ask Innocent Idibia…how the hell did I miss them….yea sure Niger people I dislike

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  27. miz-cynic1 December 2008 at 11:01

    wht if i shock u and tell u none of my holes has been oblidged....oh u dirty boy!...see how u making me disrespect myself....holes indeed.....porno king.

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  28. NoLimit1 December 2008 at 14:12

    @ baroque...e be like say ur brain sharp pass nacet(psyche!!!) I wasn't late jo...you were just being impatient! For crying out loud you threw it to the open public and then you now added your OWN comment!...okay one week don pass and I don cool down(no beef again jo!!!)...nothing spoil!

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  29. Ms Sula1 December 2008 at 20:25

    That was really clever and insightful!

    I particularly like the "Goat" one.

    Makes me salivate. :)

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  30. Buttercup2 December 2008 at 12:18

    Im colour-blind so it cuda been pink sha..

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  31. Edirin2 December 2008 at 19:08

    haha, quite funny, i like it

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  32. Queen of My Castle2 December 2008 at 20:44

    SMH. You, this guy. LOL

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  33. doug3 December 2008 at 10:55

    lol...hilarious

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  34. badderchic3 December 2008 at 20:52

    Oya My trouble has finally come back

    'Im in the mood Im in the mood I want to trouble Baroque'

    Mumu boi how u dey na? I liked N the best abi what do you think? heeeheeeheee

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  35. bArOquE4 December 2008 at 12:29

    @miz-cynic...no wonder you get apollo for eye...abeg try deconjify...unless its a DIY something

    @nolimit, BRAIIIN TOOOUUCH...who for chop the beef naa?

    @MsSula, right now, i really wont mind the p.soup at aaaaall

    @Buttercup, yes oh, its pink

    @fresh&fab, thanks...i think i do too

    @doug, you laugh out loud...

    @myqueen, please what dates are we looking at for the flight tickets?...i no de play oh

    @badderchic, instead you go say you want your fancy tickled, you dey talk another thing?...bring your nipple here joo
    LMAO

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  36. Joy Isi Bewaji4 December 2008 at 15:29

    bee, what's good?!
    :-)

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  37. miz-cynic4 December 2008 at 23:21

    @baroque n badder-get a rm already n stop coruptn us.

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  38. BlackRose6 December 2008 at 11:52

    update!

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  39. badderchic7 December 2008 at 00:59

    @ Mz

    the boy is chicken abi you no know?

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  40. dat 1 okrika babe9 December 2008 at 04:38

    i read this twice before it started to click.. favorite line "Zebra Crossing, No cars are passing, its just reality flashing" ---i pictured 2face & 9ice



    bArOquE na sharp dude oh.

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  41. miz-cynic9 December 2008 at 14:24

    baroque,met someone in dubai who knws u.at least she knws omo frm d walk in n out of love post.smal world ainnit?

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  42. badderchic10 December 2008 at 00:17

    where you dey love?

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  43. bArOquE10 December 2008 at 09:33

    @Isi, the boy is good...

    @badderchic, apparently, we would have to go private...the thing don dey serious

    @miz-cynic, we're working on it

    @balckrose, i'm on it

    @badder, again, na so e de be until the moto jam you

    @okrikababe, like i said, the line wasnt originally mine...na you sharp joo

    @miz-cynic, yes oh...so small i can sit on it

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  44. badderchic10 December 2008 at 15:08

    see this mumu boy o!

    which moto? you? I double triple mega, fourple dare you!

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  45. Queen of My Castle10 December 2008 at 16:32

    I say some time in the Spring/ early Summer. Dresses, sandals, sun...ahhhh, pure bliss.

    What do you say?

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  46. Lolia10 December 2008 at 20:42

    @ badderchic
    fourple dare? el oh el

    meanwhile yup, apparently razz really is the new cool...who am I to complain?

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  47. bArOquE11 December 2008 at 08:16

    @chairlady...na so your mouth go dey run (pun intended)...i'm a man of few words...but make e no be like say them no warn you

    @QOmyC, lets keep in view...May would just be perfect, but can we wait till then?

    @Lolia, goes further to prove how cool i am (not like i didnt know b4 sha...LMAO)

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  48. Smaragd11 December 2008 at 15:37

    he's not only sexy, smart, metrosexual, big arsed (can be as big an arse as his though), he's a wordsmith! i'm impressed Baroque.

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  49. badderchic11 December 2008 at 17:56

    @ Baroque

    alright kid

    Its on!

    If you have the 'balls'

    Snooker, tennis, golf...bring it on.

    @ Y'all

    who go referee this our fight?

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  50. Buttercup12 December 2008 at 01:24

    hey..just checking on u!

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  51. bArOquE12 December 2008 at 07:55

    @esmeralda, thanks for the big ups

    @chairlady, you are looking for referee? sorry, i'm not into being the object of voyeurs, thanks...& in English Language, its just us, & it shall be all teasing, licking, sucking and 4king...no long thing

    @buttercup, thats so sweet...kissees

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  52. ibiluv15 December 2008 at 11:53

    i'm late

    berra than never

    you sneaky smart devil.........

    you aced the responses......mwah!!!!!!

    erm......*wink*...what excatly does a hard nipple do????

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  53. Unknown30 January 2009 at 11:18

    Hiya..
    Just checking u out..
    But this is creativity at d baddest level.
    Nice one bro.

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