Thursday, 21 May 2009

Lazy Meme

What is your name: Baroque (I bet you knew that already)
A four Letter Word: boob
A boy's Name: Bassey
A girl's Name: Boma
An occupation: Brick-layer
A colour: Black
Something you'll wear: Briefs
A food: Babeena (children love babeena, olden days NTA)
Something found in the bathroom: Bare nyash
A place: Backyard
A reason for being late: Bathing for too long
Something you'd shout: Bastardo!!! (esp @ senseless PH drivers)
A movie title: Blue Velvet
Something you drink: Breast Milk (at least I tasted it in recent times)
A musical group: Boys II Men
An animal: Bingo
A street name: Bourdillon, Ikoyi (I must buy a house on that street, God knows.LOL)
A type of car: Bentley (I must park it in my Bourdillon house)
The title of a song: Big Girls by MIKA

I AM BACK!!!

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42 comments:

  1. Anonymous21 May 2009 at 11:18

    i don't believe it!

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  2. Miss Natural21 May 2009 at 11:23

    lol at something you'd shout and drink lol...welcome back. Amen to your house and the car! lol

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  3. juiceegal21 May 2009 at 11:53

    So ur back 4 real...Thank God o,was wonderin where u disappeard to.
    So u'v tasted breast milk before abi??? *raises eyebrows*..lol
    And trust u 2 come up with bare yansh as somethin found in the bathroom.Welcome back sha

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  4. Quaggar21 May 2009 at 11:59

    lol @ bare nyash & drinking breast milk.

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  5. CaramelD21 May 2009 at 12:13

    Been a while.........

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  6. AliceDCL21 May 2009 at 12:29

    lol @ babeena, welcome back.

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  7. poeticallytinted21 May 2009 at 12:29

    LOL!! oh gosh! for some reason I am laughing really hard at this. How on earth did you taste breast milk in recent times!? pray tell. I am sure there is a story there somewhere. and I dream of a house on Bourdillon and a Bugatti as opposed to your Bentley. God dey sha. lol.

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  8. poeticallytinted21 May 2009 at 12:30

    and I am googling a personality profile on you my parameter being "boxers versus briefs".

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  9. cerberus21 May 2009 at 14:18

    Bienvenido

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  10. LusciousRon21 May 2009 at 14:20

    Only you can say all that! Breast milk? Yuck! Thank you I will pass.

    Now for the house and the Bentley I am going back to work to earn that money!

    Good to have u back.

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  11. Padosh21 May 2009 at 14:44

    Lmao, nice one...,

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  12. JS21 May 2009 at 15:08

    Nice one...breast milk? You mean EXPRESSED milk? or what?

    I was here...

    By the way, why can I not post with my wordpress ID?
    so http://www.jidesalu.com is my address just in case...lollll(never miss an opportunity) abi?

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  13. The Activist21 May 2009 at 15:14

    you tasted breat milk in recent times. How? I am curious.

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  14. Chomy21 May 2009 at 16:30

    HOW IN THE world did you taste breast milk? lol. yes everyone wants to know but i have a really 'righteous' reason for asking...lol

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  15. Afrobabe21 May 2009 at 16:46

    Firsttttttttttttttttttttttt....

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  16. Afrobabe21 May 2009 at 16:54

    You drank breast milk?????

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  17. bArOquE21 May 2009 at 17:10

    ~kmplX, yes oh, what is it you don't believe? hahaha...they couldn't kill me

    ~miSS natural, ...at least 3times daily on the road, slight road rage I agree…AMEN to that house & car abi

    ~juiCegUrl, yes I’ve tasted breast milk before…& is bare nyash not found in the bathroom,
    ps:check your juicyness this evening, it will be bare…*wink*

    ~quaGGar, hehehe

    ~CaramelD, yes oh, been a while

    ~oPtimistsAlyzzzzzzz, did you have babeena too when you were a child? I know I didn’t…hehehe

    ~PoeticalTint, glad I got you laughing…LOL…that Bugatti is not a very terrible idea you know…so what have you found out on the personality profile research?

    ~cErEbrus, Gracias

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  18. bArOquE21 May 2009 at 17:14

    ~Lucious …like your life didn’t depend on it at sometime. LOL…& FYI, no amount of work you go work go carry you near Bourdillon or Bentley, some corrupt practices must be involved …hehehe

    ~phOenix, yeah, thanks

    ~jIdesAlu, na wa oh, how can I express breast milk? can you? LOL…yea, never miss an opportunity…see you soon then

    ~stAndtAll, it has to do with issues concerning anal retention..(hope I have not confused you further) i think I just confused myself. hahaha

    ~culTureCynic, na wa for you sha oh…it was definitely not from the source…righteous reasons my nyash

    ~myAfrobaby, have you lost it? LMFAO…if push comes to shove, yes.LOL…I missed you too

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  19. chayomao22 May 2009 at 04:28

    Haa of all four lettered words to come up with that starts with a B, na boobs wey come to your mind....lol
    Did you taste the breast milk of late, like just B4 the lazy meme

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  20. ~Sirius~22 May 2009 at 10:37

    MIA for a while, glad you're back.

    Seriously, animal..........Bingo?!

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  21. bArOquE22 May 2009 at 16:23

    ~chAyomA, but i was referring to only one breast, not the two...how bad can that be? LOL...&fyi, it wasnt just b4 the lazy meme, see your head

    ~siRIUs, even me sef i tire, but come to think of it..you should know how dogs called bingo behave, those bush 'nkitas' that have no home traning..hehehe

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  22. Original Mgbeke22 May 2009 at 19:42

    Baroque, I swear you will not KILL me. LMAO @ bare nyash, only you shaaa. And breast milk kwa...hia! Oya you owe us that tori.
    Chei, I remember Babeena o. It is sooo good to see you back, I don miss you for realz!

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  23. Zena22 May 2009 at 21:33

    bare nyash and breast milk, oh! Baroque how we've missed you

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  24. Vera Ezimora23 May 2009 at 00:14

    Hahaha. You drank breast milk? How was it?? Bet you liked it (or at least you liked where it came from *wink*). LOL @ bare yansh. I hear that! Biko, lemme have a room in your Bourdillon house. Don't know what the street looks like, but I'm betting it's off the shizzle!

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  25. Tyger23 May 2009 at 11:44

    you drank breast milk recently?
    what exactly have you been up to?

    i agree with you on the boudillon house and bentley car! - can i live in your house with you and drive your car? please please?

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  26. bArOquE23 May 2009 at 12:48

    chai Mgbeks, i don miss your razzness too, dont worry, i shall fill you in on the story

    ~Zena, how come its the bare nyash & breast milk that has caught your eyes, or whatever else it may have caught...hehehe. thanks joo, i missed you guys too

    ~Vero eh, its not i drank it sha, na taste i taste...& no i dont like the owner like that, na my friend & i was baby sitting...if we need to share a room, we can always secretly do Protea Oakwood or Apo Apartments *wink*

    ~myTyger, been up to alot, but not direct sourcing (or sucking)...you can live in & drive my car but you'll have to marry me first, if not, na Eko Hotels & Suites get us...hehehe

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  27. O'Dee23 May 2009 at 18:52

    You this man, who's breast milk did u drink in recent times???
    i hope all you did while away went well. take care.

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  28. badderchic23 May 2009 at 21:06

    Babeena? memories.

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  29. Tyger23 May 2009 at 23:19

    @baroque

    are you propositioning or blackmailing me?

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  30. miz-cynic24 May 2009 at 08:36

    i left comment here now shuo!

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  31. bArOquE24 May 2009 at 15:44

    ~o'Dee, my time away was 'well-spent', thanks.LOL...how have you been? good i hope? you back to the plantain chips biz? :)

    ~bAddersOmbdy, Babeena oh...you remember the advert?

    ~tYger, which might you prefer? the blackmail sounds more interesting, never would have thought of that on my own...

    ~mIzcYnic, how na? leave another comment then...hahaha

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  32. Tairebabs24 May 2009 at 21:52

    breast milk??? OMG.

    love bastardo!!!! definitely gets the attention.

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  33. Nigerian Drama Queen25 May 2009 at 03:58

    I've missed u baby.
    PS: The drinking breast milk thing is tad weird...

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  34. bArOquE25 May 2009 at 08:36

    ~tairebabZ, OYG, breast milk...! whatever you do, don't scream it at your boss, you can say it under your breath

    ~eNDeeQue, missed you too, ma cherie...i didnt actually drink breast milk, i only tasted it b4 i gave it to the screaming child...hehehe

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  35. miz-cynic25 May 2009 at 22:53

    ur bog don dey kolo o...e no gree me leave comment o

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  36. bArOquE26 May 2009 at 23:03

    ~mIzcYnic, how come you can leave a comment that you can't leave a comment, eh? na wa for you oh...hehehe

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  37. Miss Enigma28 May 2009 at 04:04

    Erm pls how did u taste breast milk in recent times...am quite curious...lol

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  38. theicequeen28 May 2009 at 07:05

    yayy!! welcome back!!! you must explain that mysterious long absense o!

    breast milk? this raises a whole new planet of questions...and lol at bare nyash...LOL!

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  39. bArOquE31 May 2009 at 13:05

    ~unDaCova07, dont feel special, everybody is 'curious'

    ~theIcequEEn, i must? ...a whole lot of qstns & bare nyash or nyashes? LOL

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  40. LovePaprika1 June 2009 at 17:23

    How did u taste breast milk!!! recently!lol

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  41. Fancy-Free3 June 2009 at 13:19

    You're creative. I like you already. First time here.

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  42. bArOquE5 June 2009 at 01:49

    ~LovePaprika, i was meant to be feeding the little bastard & he was screaming his head off so i shook the bottle a lil on my palm to make sure it was coming out...(somewhere between then & me washing my hands, my tongue touched my palm), so there you go

    ~Anon, are you the real anonymous? thanks for the compliment

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