This is not a rant; I have said this before now
I would like to hear an audible reply when I speak to you
I would rather not repeat myself over & over
Mumbles and animal-like grunts won’t do
Once said is enough if you are wise
I ask a question and you draw a blank
I can’t remember us having a fight
So I enquire if I was in soliloquy
Beware, no one plays that game better than me
Absentmindedness is not a state of mind; it is a state of no mind
If you can get lost in your thoughts, so can I
Even children call out salutations, & you are not a newborn
I will not say this a third time, I will soon tit you for your tat
I detest it when you act like you are been cheated
We are two variables & this is not an equation
You will learn to do it yourself or pay the price
Forget your tears; it won’t help you this time
Hmmm...
ReplyDeleteNa wa ooh. Harsh don't you think?
ReplyDeletewhat inspired this?
ReplyDeleteoOkay!...someone is angry..
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmmm, i wonder who this is directed at?
ReplyDeleteBTW, new template i see...
You've been gone too long bArOqUe
Detecting a harsh undertone,
ReplyDeletewonder where this is coming from?
sounds like a rant though.lol
ReplyDeletepele...who angered you?
hmmm... what have u been reading?
ReplyDeleteor seeing?
or listening to?
in other words, trying hard to tolerate?
i think i get absent mind also at times, but i wouldn't want anyone telling me this
ReplyDeleteease up bruva
where u been???
I agree.. It's not a rant..
ReplyDeleteBut it's rant-esque..
I would soon tit u for tat.....lol nice one
ReplyDeleteBut wait o,if this is not a rant then what is it???
Somebody seems angry.
this is not a rant, this is a non-rant dripping with pure, unadulterated, patronising condescension, undermined by cool calm logic against the world's irrationalities. this is not just any non-rant. this is a baroque non-rant.
ReplyDelete(Assuming you've seen the M&S food ads)
Okay so you had a quarrel with this babe and she's grunting back in response to your questions and hardly saying hello to you and this time around...her tears won't work innit?
ReplyDeleteEasy bro!!!
Dam, I hate it when guys get like this…baby can't you just continue the age long tradition of begging whether it's your fault or not? Can't I be the girl with mood swings who knows her guy will know when to stop asking and just grab her? Can't I be the one you pull to you and say whatever it is not my fault??
ReplyDeleteBaby remain the man I knew and fell in love with…don't be impatient!!!
lol at rant-esque...this is pure frustration.
ReplyDeleteO-K!
ReplyDeleteThis is not a rant.
She's getting to you.
Be easy...
Speak to her in a language she understands (and be patient)....:-)
We are complex creatures.......
The tone is actually a rather calm one..which I think is even deadlier..hmm..
ReplyDelete~missLowlah, hmmm! inpired by circumstance
ReplyDelete~niceAnon, harsh? but isnt that how life is?
~bRokeAss, yes, very…actually ‘was’
~mizChif, definitely not directed at you, stay calm love
~chAyoma, it's coming from within
~pinQSatin, thanks joo…lets forget about who angered me, for now
~swEEtneSS, some shit sha, I knew I was NOT gonna tolerate whichever way
~BBB, I've been here & there…please always have your mind in state
~rOcNaijA, rant-esque abi…LOL
ReplyDelete~juicygAl, yes oh, tit for her tat. *smile*…it is not a rant
~kmplX, …thanks for the breakdown, you’re too much joo
~noLimitz, not very correct, there was no quarrel with anyone…
~myownafrobaBy, I remain him, but if it continues like this, I wont…you know I’m not the patient kind but there’s only as much as I can endure…I love you too baby *wink*
~missNatural, no be small frustration
~siRius, patience is not one of my virtues, but God dey…I hope she understands the language when i speak it, women are far more complex
~buTTerz,...*growl*...i didn't mean to scare you...xx
This is most definitely a rant!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe fact that it is a logical non-rant scares me more.
ReplyDeleteBeware the wrath of the Baroque
ReplyDeleteThough your folks call you their child
You should not behave like one
We are two variables & this is not an equation
Baware the wrath of the Baroque-
Master of the Tit-Tatting
- The BaRoQuE has spoken.
lol
bros easy ooo
They have been warned!!! :):)
ReplyDelete~sTing, i dont know what you're talking about
ReplyDelete~cAramElD, what scares you the most?
~ManCee, na you know oh, me i don yarn finish. LOL
~TigereSS, 'they' have
its not a rant............its a vexation!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL...i dunno what else to say but you've stated your peace...very clearly...
ReplyDeletethe lines have been drawn...it is up to 'her' to let it be...i pity 'her' sha but i hope 'she' is sensible enough to enusre this does not become a war...surely 'she' will loose (i.e. if 'she' hasn't lost you already)!
~ibiluv, you can say that again
ReplyDelete~shubbyDoo, well, it depends on how you see it...i'm not sure its a win or loose kinda game (assuming its a game)
Assuming it is one then I suggest that u don't play... I've always thought if u as a lover and not a fighter... so baby stay calm and keep on walking away from this with the dignity of the man that I know u are..
ReplyDeleteBaroque norring do u but sha take it easy...
I hear you; this is not a rant.
ReplyDeleteTake it easy.
I like this. A lot in fact. Hope pple are reading.
ReplyDeleteahn ahn, na wah, who come vex you now? give me her name abeg, lemme organize her for you.
ReplyDelete~shuBBybaby, this lover is calm, thanks
ReplyDelete~o'Dee, thanks...*wink*
~fanCyfrEE, tell them oh, let them not say they were not warned
~WNWDW, ah ah, you be MOPOL? LOL
Did she get to read the non-rant?
ReplyDeleteLOL. Okay Baroque! Tell 'em!
ReplyDelete~MsSula, the question is, How would she get to read it???????
ReplyDelete~OriginalMgbeks, i dey tell them oh
hmm!
ReplyDeletei would hate to be at the receiving end of this "non rant"
how are you doing darling blog beau?
Do come and rant at me!
This sounds like a rant to me o....
ReplyDeleteBaroque ooo! Na who dey stress you, dey annoy you, dey make you perspire like this? Gwa'm kita kita!! I will land there and show the person the other side of me. Nna, biko ewena iwe oooo.
ReplyDeleteThis is not a rant. It sounds like you're making a promise, so that when it happens... them no go talk say you no talk am
Why am i not in ur blog roll? :)
ReplyDelete"Absentmindedness is not a state of mind. It is a state of no mind"- That line is so Baroque-ish, lol. I will have to steal " I will soon tit you for your tat". Love the non-rant rant!
ReplyDeleteL
...hmmmnnn...yeah, the calmness is rather scary to me too...men and women alike are complex my friend, no matter how men try to convince us of the opposite...hang in there!...
ReplyDelete~Ronke, wouldn’t like you to be at the receiving end of this…I don’t want to rant at you, there are other things I would rather do
ReplyDelete~sTandtaLL, does it really?
~VeraEzi, nwannem, o wu ya…make e no be like say I no talk am.
~Tigeress, I shall correct that defect, no vex
~NDQ, you can steal whatever you like but if money comot inside, you go drop something…I love you too
~gnaija, I try to stay calm at times like this…I’m hanging fine, thanks