Monday, 20 August 2007

I’m Stretching...

…few days into my break…back on board trying to catch up with the latest jist on blogsville…besides pondering what the crap anonymous Jinx was dissing my dark woman Ide for (btw, i love what you've done with your blog) when Mr.Burntmelons’s lamenting about his second missing purse, and why ogbono_fishsticks hasn't got a blog...
…I’m trying to figure what you bloody Londoners call summer…thank GOD i don’t live here anymore…sun dey bright wan blind me, cold breeze dey blow wan freeze me, rain dey drizzle dey soak me…such rubbish weather...
…for the past weeks, my life had been a rollercoaster of work pressures, worries, emotions, anger, sex, bills, exam preparations, financial commitments, no blogging...
…now, I’m clubbing somewhere in Woolwich over the weekend and apart from hoping I don’t get shanked I am wondering (for whatever reason) if this guy I saw was some villager from blogsville, wondering what he was doing there…slept from 5am till 2pm on sunday...
…my people, the major agenda for the time off apart from blogging is SLEEP…considering I can’t get any of that back home…to many flying bullets…Porter d’Harcourt, Ubong Da and Jaja I hope you guys are cool, I’m sure you’ll survive the curfew, its only for a week...
…anyway, I’m back to blogsville…feeling like a very erect member that has finally found solace in a wet and juicy crevice...
…part 2 of Phone Conversation coming soon…
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23 comments:

  1. Idemili21 August 2007 at 00:54

    Ewwwww! LOL@'Wet and juicy crevice'. You are not well, seriously. Anyway, you didn't say you were coming for a holiday? I was going to ask what you were doing up, but now I know. Have fun!

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  2. Idemili21 August 2007 at 00:55

    What is 'shank'?

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  3. bArOquE21 August 2007 at 11:33

    me, not well? u nko? but seriously wet & juicy, can stop my heart beat for a second or two. & considering i'm not a hedgehog, i can only sleep for this long...wassup?

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  4. bArOquE21 August 2007 at 11:33

    Shank (weapon), a slang for a makeshift knife usually crafted from scrap metal, or (as a verb) the use of such a weapon.

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  5. kokolette23 August 2007 at 02:40

    welcome o!
    its about time...and BTW...stop by my blog..you might want to do some damage control with the comment you left under "Uncle Will"
    hope your holiday is going well sha
    -koko

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  6. Anonymous23 August 2007 at 18:47

    hey,
    you should read a response to your comment on Kokolette's blog (kokoletta.blogspot.com) under "uncle will"

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  7. Mrs Somebody23 August 2007 at 22:10

    Waiting for part 2 of the Phone conversation.
    PH curfew has been extended for another week.

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  8. Jaja24 August 2007 at 04:18

    Thunder fire you this boy!
    who uses a purse? eh? I use a WALLET goddaamit!

    ok.. exhale

    So u leave town cos small casala burst. this guyn u aint trying at all..

    Anywayz enjoy ur groove and lousy weather..
    and am waiting on the sequel to 'phone conversation.

    @mrs something: did u say Curfew extended? kai.. let one not go comatose indoors, from to much sitting and lying down o

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  9. Ms. Catwalq24 August 2007 at 21:27

    lol at jaja....sweetie, don't mind him

    Hello Baroque. am new to your blog. your words: curt.

    Take care

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  10. Ms. Catwalq24 August 2007 at 21:35

    went over some of ur previous posts...u r crazy

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  11. Femme25 August 2007 at 07:54

    wet and juicy ke?
    this blogging is a beautiful experience, it does give a certain solace but to be elevated to sexual?
    i no no for that one o!
    ps
    finding blogs like this is one of those beautiful experiences.

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  12. bArOquE25 August 2007 at 16:48

    @catwalq, I’m not minding Jaja at all. you know I never finished reading the academy series. you no go give me admission? off now
    @femme, thanks a mill. It might not be that high up the scale but it can feel really good. I know, I’ve been at yours before but will visit again.
    @Jaja, whether na purse oh or na wallet, your money now na for pocket e scatter. my broda that bullet proof vest was not fitting properly under my Brandolini shirt…hee hee...yea, he weather’s very crappy. & please confirm the curfew.

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  13. Jaja27 August 2007 at 06:44

    Curfew confirmed. One week extension...

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  14. bArOquE27 August 2007 at 13:21

    @Jaja, make una take am easy sha

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  15. Lighty 'neferet' Kopearl29 August 2007 at 23:50

    welcome back tho. dang! u were gone 4 timeeeeeeeeeeeeee. and yeah hook us up fast as u can on phone conversaion II. hope u guud tho. about our weather, one word, SHIT* and i am sick of aving no summer.

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  16. bArOquE30 August 2007 at 03:14

    @lighy, yea, obviously summer been postponed! :-) what hav u been up to? shld check you place out...

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  17. laspapi6 September 2007 at 09:50

    good of you to stop by, baroque. Nice blog here. A bit... ahem, explicit, but you've got style. Hope you're doing well.

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  18. cally-waffybabe3 October 2007 at 04:08

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  19. bArOquE3 October 2007 at 16:23

    @CWB...i'm getting very interested...& of course I remember Kokolette's blog...ok, nuff said...check again for that address, you'll see it...lemme know when you do...you got 2days :-)

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  20. cally-waffybabe3 October 2007 at 16:53

    LOL. You're such a tease. And am shakin' in ma boots at your 2day deadline...
    A'way, found it- yay!!!

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  21. bArOquE4 October 2007 at 16:46

    YAY! you found it in record time...see your life, CWB...na only you sabi do discreet abi...deleting like fire

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  22. miz-cynic18 October 2008 at 15:52

    wtf.wet and juicy wht......u this boy! or should i msay man!

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  23. miz-cynic18 October 2008 at 15:52

    wtf.wet and juicy wht......u this boy! or should i msay man!

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