Wednesday, 1 October 2008

1st October 1960...& beyond

As we commemorate with the fatherland (abi na motherland?), we pray to & beseech Almighty GOD for

Righteousness
Wisdom
Understanding
Morality
Ethical Dealings
National Reformation
Resource Management Skills
Debt Free Living
Vision
Educational Superiority
Cultural Blessings
Financial Authenticity
Technological Advancement
Security
& Self Sustenance

…Peace, Love and Progress for our Beloved NAAAIIIIIJJAAH

48 GBOZAS for our Great NIGERIA!!!

LONG LIVE THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA

Friday, 12 September 2008

pReviEw

He started thrusting unhurriedly until he noticed the look on her face and heard her sniff. For all he cared she could cry herself a river. Like he told her he had crossed the point of no return. They changed positions so as to gain more access then hit a home run. He leaned over to ask what the matter was then she started with all the, 'I told you to stop' shit. Almost feeling bad, he wore my pyjamas, went to the living room and poured himself a drink...

Friday, 22 August 2008

Closed Chapter

It has been quite a challenge for me to get back where I was with you
Your attitude triggered me to loose patience and it is all gone now
I solicit within, pondering if you really knew what it was I felt for you
The actuality that it was not reciprocal cannot be over-emphasized

I was open with my thoughts and feelings and it only caused me hurt
I allowed it because there is no self-defence when it comes to love
You broke me; you made me feel like shit, utterly wasted
I could not concentrate on anything anymore besides loosing weight

I keep asking myself what went wrong. Was it me, was it you or us both?
Was I too much in a hurry? Maybe I rushed you
Maybe you really did not want me but was only giving it a chance
But that chance I never got because you only had to be understood

You never believed in the success of this association
It could not be me because you alone decided I was not good enough for you
Maybe not prim or proper enough to want to join the upper class struggle
I could not give you the value of love you wanted, least of all, la vie

Maybe I cut your air supply and you thus snuffed out your ability to call for space
I was in your face with insinuations of nuptials and it was too much for you
You were wrong in many more ways than I am willing to say
Let it not be my pride speaking, so I accept my faults and retain my sanity

I was in love with you and it was all about you, I forgot about me
But now I have picked myself up and I am stronger

Yours is a chapter I have closed and shall endeavour to not remember

Sunday, 27 July 2008

I'm Slipping

I hear your voice in my head, simply mellifluous

I can see sparkly white teeth smiling at me with chuckles

Sniggers I hear, as you call my name, laughing as we yarn

Its snug geniality calms my profoundly hurting soul

I think I’m falling for this voice in my head

I have images in my mind though not so apparent

Are you a castle in Spain abiding only in my thoughts?

Or a certainty from the other end of the line

I know I like what I hear, and from what I’ve heard

It is better than I might imagine but not can

You have possessed the inmost nooks of my mind

This voodoo has got to be halted


Thursday, 10 July 2008

Random Meme

- Baroque’s version –
Someone invented this (on nairaland.com) and I borrowed & edited it without permission

Your favourite childhood memory – Have you seen my childhood?
Wash your face or rinse you mouth, which do you do first in the morning – Piss
The scariest moment of your life - A N1 coin fell down my throat & got stuck
One word that best describes you – crazysexycool (that’s one word where I come from LOL)
Your favourite month of the year – December
Your favourite number - 1,000,000 (esp in cash)
The nicest thing anyone ever said to you – that I didn’t have to change to be loved by anyone
Current relationship status – in between, on the verge…go figure
What exactly are you wearing right now – pyjamas down & slippers only
What is your current problem - Whether to commit or not
What do you love most - Sex, Music and God
If you could go back in time and change anything, what would it be? Whatever it was that kept Nigeria like this
If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be? A female black widow spider
Name an obvious quality you have – Razzness
Are you musically inclined? Like my life depended on it
The name of the song that's stuck in your head right now – I Heard Love Is Blind, Amy Winehouse
Name someone with the same birthday as you – Ify
Do you have a crush on someone? - I dunno think so, I just wanna ‘do’ her badly
Have you ever been in a fight? Of course, even if it was not for change
What is the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex? Her teeth
One of the biggest mistakes you’ve made – taking a break from Ebony
What do you think about prostitutes? – If the men didn’t patronise them they wont be
Say something very random about you? …I’m doing it again…
Your favourite part of your body – My hair
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Yup
Are you comfortable with your height? Yes
What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you? people are not that nice
What is your favourite smell? Impossible to tell, got a million fragrances
Have you ever been rushed to the emergency room? Never even slept in a hospital
Why are you answering all these questions? Nothing to blog about

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