Showing posts with label Pussy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pussy. Show all posts

Tuesday, 10 June 2008

LOS-PHC-XXX-PHC-LOS

I was thinking about you and what happened the last time you came over. You know what, if that’s how you want it then let it be that way. It’s not like you’re my girlfriend and I cheated on you or anything like that.

You would have to learn to grow up and take responsibility for your actions and stop acting like someone is tying you up and sucking on your clit against your will. Maybe you really are slow.

I know I have my faults and I ask for exoneration, but who doesn’t. The drama you put up was utter rubbish, first of all, you stop me right in the middle of intercourse; in-between your moaning, groaning and telling me to fuck your pussy you start begging me to stop and mean it. What the problem might be, I ask. I initially thought it was because we were not using protection; but we had just fucked one hand before now, you were the one that sat on my bare dick and said you were safe. Anyway, I was wrong; it had nothing to do with contraceptives. I stopped.

You said something about not being able to do away with the feelings you once had, as far as I am concerned, you had moved on. Were you not the one calling me and giving me beef last year? Somehow you succeeded in giving me no reasons why we had to stop sex halfway through.

The gloop on my shaft was enough for me to wank with. I return from the bathroom to find you sobbing. No one within a 10mile radius knew the reason why you are crying like you had just lost your virginity. I comfort you saying sorry for ever inviting you. You asked to leave next flight and cut a 4 day trip to an overnight outing. After I had concluded arrangements to leave work and take you to the airport 50 minutes away from town you change your mind to stay the entire trip. Let’s be friends like we had originally agreed.

That day goes by quietly and peacefully, nothing absolutely physical between us, not even a hug. We’re back from the evening's outing. This girl at this point I won’t call my chic called and we spoke for about an hour, over half of which I spent in the toilet because I had to take a shit and couldn’t clean up till after I was done with the call.

You got angry when I said yes that it seemed like I had a chic, I said yes because she was the one I had been spending all my talk time with for the past couple of months. Not like you ever called me anyway. I was not sure if I was going to tell you about her because there was nothing to tell. Saying stuff like you felt used and betrayed was silly, I was never yours to start with and made you no promises.

I don’t see what you were getting hurt about. I am not your boyfriend, am I? We once had something going that didn't work, now are trying to be friends. We should feel free to tell each other about the other people in our lives; maybe you’d have me tell a lie. I told you I was sorry if it hurt you, you said I should go fuck myself.

If you can’t handle fucking a man that’s has his eyes on another chic then don’t agree to buying you a plane ticket to fly halfway across the country to him. I wish it didn’t end this way but now I don’t care if you forgive or forget anything; it’s your own kettle of fish, fry or boil as you damn well please.

Wednesday, 9 January 2008

Another List

...was tagged by Tyger and sorrowfully couldn’t post it before the end of last year

Accent: Purposefully English, Ingeniously Naija and then functionally grammatical
Booze: Vodka and Campari…some Sprite
Chores I Hate: Washing and ironing clothes
Dogs/Cats: I’ll pass on the pussy
Essential Electronics: my 14” notebook…if a laptop counts as electronics
Favourite Perfume: Python by Trussadi, Pleasures for Men by Estee Lauder
Gold/Silver
: I prefer the precious yellow metal, Au

Hometown
: the other real oil city in Rivers State
Insomnia
: Never lose sleep and love it
Job title
: right now, Estate Maintenance Engineer
Kids: To the best of my knowledge, None
Living arrangements: 2 bed flat, all by myself…right now, a hotel
Most admired trait: Diastema
Number of sexual partners: I really do not know, but unquestionably too many
Overnight hospital stays: Never, and I pray it stays that way
Phobia: formally Heights & Enclosed Spaces but now, most likely of what lies beneath deep waters
Quote: “instead of trouble, make rain fall”
Religion: Christianity
Siblings: Four (4) others
Time I usually awake: Varies, depending on the day’s activities
Unusual talent: Organising
Vegetable I refuse to eat: Garlic (is it really a veg)
Worst habit: Over planning and analysing
X-rays: bet you can see right through me
Yummy foods I make: potato pottage with kidney beans, mince meat in vegetable sauce
Zodiac sign: Scorpio (yea, very sexy)

I'm tagging Isi, callywaffybabe, mrs.somebody, porterd’harcourt, jaja and badderchic

HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLKS

Sunday, 14 October 2007

Completing Sentences

All thanks to Tyger for letting me use this from off her blog...

I am … not exactly what you think I am
My ex-girlfriend was … the best kisser ever
Maybe I should … shut my laptop down and go straight to bed
I love … my mother to death
I don't understand … what the big deal is about sex, really
I lost my… sense of smell, thanks to this never-ending nasal congestion
My current girlfriend is … soon going to stop being my girlfriend
People say I'm … a handful
Love is … the most misunderstood English word
Somewhere, someone is… getting some really good sex and I’m not
I will always … be me
Forever is … beyond your wildest dreams
I never want to … be caught in the middle of a mothafuckin civil war
I think the current President is … much better looking than the previous one
When I wake up in the morning … I go back to bed; snooze for a bit
Life is full of … shit
My past is incredibly … something I remain grateful to GOD for
I get annoyed when … people take me for granted
Parties are for … drinks, jist and women
Girls are … sometimes not worth the tribulation
Sex is … what makes the world go round
I wish … my father was so rich that I didn’t have to work
Tomorrow I'm going to … cook a full protein based 3 course (in 1) meal
I really want some … pussy
I have low tolerance for people who … are not smart, are planless or smell
If I had a million dollars … I won’t tell a soul
My job makes me … feel ensnared

... and I have decided that, what the hell, I might as well tag the following bloggers, Kokolette, Jaja, CallyWaffyBabe, Porter D’Harcourt, Lighty & Mrs Somebody