Whateva Men

Pardon my saying, but women can just all be the same, in a manner of speaking. If I tell you that truthfully, as I speak, I can stay faithful to that one woman, I tell a lie.

Let it not be said however that I am embracing evil, no I am not, I am only facing my reality, as it may seem. The best I can say that I will stick my head out and try not to cheat.

I wish I felt differently but I don’t. I might, when I have the time to, tell you all about this, but I earnestly doubt if that will ever happen. Most likely, tomorrow I will feel different but this is how I feel today.

By the way, my birthday comes up soon; (yes, I’m a real Scorpio, unlike Queen, my blog crush) I should be back in naija then, hopefully. And I’m gonna be doing lots of champagne with close friends. Guys only.

Cheers everyone

Another List

...was tagged by Tyger and sorrowfully couldn’t post it before the end of last year

Accent: Purposefully English, Ingeniously Naija and then functionally grammatical
Booze: Vodka and Campari…some Sprite
Chores I Hate: Washing and ironing clothes
Dogs/Cats: I’ll pass on the pussy
Essential Electronics: my 14” notebook…if a laptop counts as electronics
Favourite Perfume: Python by Trussadi, Pleasures for Men by Estee Lauder
Gold/Silver: I prefer the precious yellow metal, Au
Hometown: the other real oil city in Rivers State
Insomnia: Never lose sleep and love it
Job title: right now, Estate Maintenance Engineer
Kids: To the best of my knowledge, None
Living arrangements: 2 bed flat, all by myself…right now, a hotel
Most admired trait: Diastema
Number of sexual partners: I really do not know, but unquestionably too many
Overnight hospital stays: Never, and I pray it stays that way
Phobia: formally Heights & Enclosed Spaces but now, most likely of what lies beneath deep waters
Quote: “instead of trouble, make rain fall”
Religion: Christianity
Siblings: Four (4) others
Time I usually awake: Varies, depending on the day’s activities
Unusual talent: Organising
Vegetable I refuse to eat: Garlic (is it really a veg)
Worst habit: Over planning and analysing
X-rays: bet you can see right through me
Yummy foods I make: potato pottage with kidney beans, mince meat in vegetable sauce
Zodiac sign: Scorpio (yea, very sexy)

I'm tagging Isi, callywaffybabe, mrs.somebody, porterd’harcourt, jaja and badderchic

HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLKS