Thursday, 21 May 2009

Lazy Meme

What is your name: Baroque (I bet you knew that already)
A four Letter Word: boob

A boy's Name: Bassey

A girl's Name: Boma

An occupation: Brick-layer

A colour: Black

Something you'll wear: Briefs

A food: Babeena (children love babeena, olden days NTA)

Something found in the bathroom: Bare nyash

A place: Backyard

A reason for being late: Bathing for too long

Something you'd shout: Bastardo!!! (esp @ senseless PH drivers)

A movie title: Blue Velvet

Something you drink: Breast Milk (at least I tasted it in recent times)

A musical group: Boys II Men

An animal: Bingo

A street name: Bourdillon, Ikoyi (I must buy a house on that street, God knows.LOL)

A type of car: Bentley (I must park it in my Bourdillon house)

The title of a song: Big Girls by MIKA


I AM BACK!!!

42 comments:

kmplx said...

i don't believe it!

Miss Natural said...

lol at something you'd shout and drink lol...welcome back. Amen to your house and the car! lol

juiceegal said...

So ur back 4 real...Thank God o,was wonderin where u disappeard to.
So u'v tasted breast milk before abi??? *raises eyebrows*..lol
And trust u 2 come up with bare yansh as somethin found in the bathroom.Welcome back sha

Quaggar said...

lol @ bare nyash & drinking breast milk.

CaramelD said...

Been a while.........

OPTIMISTIC_alyzzz said...

lol @ babeena, welcome back.

poeticallytinted said...

LOL!! oh gosh! for some reason I am laughing really hard at this. How on earth did you taste breast milk in recent times!? pray tell. I am sure there is a story there somewhere. and I dream of a house on Bourdillon and a Bugatti as opposed to your Bentley. God dey sha. lol.

poeticallytinted said...

and I am googling a personality profile on you my parameter being "boxers versus briefs".

cerberus said...

Bienvenido

LusciousRon said...

Only you can say all that! Breast milk? Yuck! Thank you I will pass.

Now for the house and the Bentley I am going back to work to earn that money!

Good to have u back.

Phoenix said...

Lmao, nice one...,

JideSalu's Diary said...

Nice one...breast milk? You mean EXPRESSED milk? or what?

I was here...

By the way, why can I not post with my wordpress ID?
so http://www.jidesalu.com is my address just in case...lollll(never miss an opportunity) abi?

StandTall-The Activist said...

you tasted breat milk in recent times. How? I am curious.

CultureCynic said...

HOW IN THE world did you taste breast milk? lol. yes everyone wants to know but i have a really 'righteous' reason for asking...lol

Afrobabe said...

Firsttttttttttttttttttttttt....

Afrobabe said...

You drank breast milk?????

bArOquE said...

~kmplX, yes oh, what is it you don't believe? hahaha...they couldn't kill me

~miSS natural, ...at least 3times daily on the road, slight road rage I agree…AMEN to that house & car abi

~juiCegUrl, yes I’ve tasted breast milk before…& is bare nyash not found in the bathroom,
ps:check your juicyness this evening, it will be bare…*wink*

~quaGGar, hehehe

~CaramelD, yes oh, been a while

~oPtimistsAlyzzzzzzz, did you have babeena too when you were a child? I know I didn’t…hehehe

~PoeticalTint, glad I got you laughing…LOL…that Bugatti is not a very terrible idea you know…so what have you found out on the personality profile research?

~cErEbrus, Gracias

bArOquE said...

~Lucious …like your life didn’t depend on it at sometime. LOL…& FYI, no amount of work you go work go carry you near Bourdillon or Bentley, some corrupt practices must be involved …hehehe

~phOenix, yeah, thanks

~jIdesAlu, na wa oh, how can I express breast milk? can you? LOL…yea, never miss an opportunity…see you soon then

~stAndtAll, it has to do with issues concerning anal retention..(hope I have not confused you further) i think I just confused myself. hahaha

~culTureCynic, na wa for you sha oh…it was definitely not from the source…righteous reasons my nyash

~myAfrobaby, have you lost it? LMFAO…if push comes to shove, yes.LOL…I missed you too

chayoma said...

Haa of all four lettered words to come up with that starts with a B, na boobs wey come to your mind....lol
Did you taste the breast milk of late, like just B4 the lazy meme

~Sirius~ said...

MIA for a while, glad you're back.

Seriously, animal..........Bingo?!

bArOquE said...

~chAyomA, but i was referring to only one breast, not the two...how bad can that be? LOL...&fyi, it wasnt just b4 the lazy meme, see your head

~siRIUs, even me sef i tire, but come to think of it..you should know how dogs called bingo behave, those bush 'nkitas' that have no home traning..hehehe

Original Mgbeke said...

Baroque, I swear you will not KILL me. LMAO @ bare nyash, only you shaaa. And breast milk kwa...hia! Oya you owe us that tori.
Chei, I remember Babeena o. It is sooo good to see you back, I don miss you for realz!

Zena said...

bare nyash and breast milk, oh! Baroque how we've missed you

Vera Ezimora said...

Hahaha. You drank breast milk? How was it?? Bet you liked it (or at least you liked where it came from *wink*). LOL @ bare yansh. I hear that! Biko, lemme have a room in your Bourdillon house. Don't know what the street looks like, but I'm betting it's off the shizzle!

Tyger said...

you drank breast milk recently?
what exactly have you been up to?

i agree with you on the boudillon house and bentley car! - can i live in your house with you and drive your car? please please?

bArOquE said...

chai Mgbeks, i don miss your razzness too, dont worry, i shall fill you in on the story

~Zena, how come its the bare nyash & breast milk that has caught your eyes, or whatever else it may have caught...hehehe. thanks joo, i missed you guys too

~Vero eh, its not i drank it sha, na taste i taste...& no i dont like the owner like that, na my friend & i was baby sitting...if we need to share a room, we can always secretly do Protea Oakwood or Apo Apartments *wink*

~myTyger, been up to alot, but not direct sourcing (or sucking)...you can live in & drive my car but you'll have to marry me first, if not, na Eko Hotels & Suites get us...hehehe

O'Dee said...

You this man, who's breast milk did u drink in recent times???
i hope all you did while away went well. take care.

badderchic said...

Babeena? memories.

Tyger said...

@baroque

are you propositioning or blackmailing me?

miz-cynic said...

i left comment here now shuo!

bArOquE said...

~o'Dee, my time away was 'well-spent', thanks.LOL...how have you been? good i hope? you back to the plantain chips biz? :)

~bAddersOmbdy, Babeena oh...you remember the advert?

~tYger, which might you prefer? the blackmail sounds more interesting, never would have thought of that on my own...

~mIzcYnic, how na? leave another comment then...hahaha

Tairebabs said...

breast milk??? OMG.

love bastardo!!!! definitely gets the attention.

NigerianDramaQueen said...

I've missed u baby.
PS: The drinking breast milk thing is tad weird...

bArOquE said...

~tairebabZ, OYG, breast milk...! whatever you do, don't scream it at your boss, you can say it under your breath

~eNDeeQue, missed you too, ma cherie...i didnt actually drink breast milk, i only tasted it b4 i gave it to the screaming child...hehehe

miz-cynic said...

ur bog don dey kolo o...e no gree me leave comment o

bArOquE said...

~mIzcYnic, how come you can leave a comment that you can't leave a comment, eh? na wa for you oh...hehehe

UnderCover07 said...

Erm pls how did u taste breast milk in recent times...am quite curious...lol

theicequeen said...

yayy!! welcome back!!! you must explain that mysterious long absense o!

breast milk? this raises a whole new planet of questions...and lol at bare nyash...LOL!

bArOquE said...

~unDaCova07, dont feel special, everybody is 'curious'

~theIcequEEn, i must? ...a whole lot of qstns & bare nyash or nyashes? LOL

LovePaprika said...

How did u taste breast milk!!! recently!lol

Anonymous said...

You're creative. I like you already. First time here.

bArOquE said...

~LovePaprika, i was meant to be feeding the little bastard & he was screaming his head off so i shook the bottle a lil on my palm to make sure it was coming out...(somewhere between then & me washing my hands, my tongue touched my palm), so there you go

~Anon, are you the real anonymous? thanks for the compliment