Monday, 5 July 2010

So Much For Holidays - More Reasons Why I Dislike Dubai

A British DJ was sentenced to four years in prison by a Dubai court this week after tests revealed traces of cannabis in his blood. Sure, it's not exactly legal at home, but FOUR years?!

Of course he's not the first Brit to wind up behind bars or deported because they're not clued up about the strict United Arab Emirates laws.

According to the Foreign Office, 1.1 million Britons visited the UAE last year and 294 of them were arrested or detained by police - making it more likely to happen there than in any other country in the world.

So if getting banged up abroad is on your 'to do' list of life experiences, here are some easy ways to break the law in Dubai...

Do some dirty dancing
Ever thought your dance moves ought to be illegal? Then head to Dubai, where they just very well might be. Unless you're at a licensed club or in the privacy of your hotel room then dancing is considered indecent and provocative and could get you arrested. During Ramadan you won't even find a dancefloor to throw some shapes on risk-free - dancing, loud music and live music are forbidden during the ninth month of the Islamic calendar, so nightclubs usually close and all the bands go on holiday.

Give someone the finger
Back home it's just a bit rude but making insulting gestures in Dubai is regarded as obscene and totally unacceptable – as 56-year-old Brit Simon Andrew discovered in March this year when he was accused of showing an aviation student his middle finger during a row and was arrested. He denies flipping the bird but has had his passport confiscated while awaiting trial. It has been known for offenders to get a 6-month sentence for such an act and some have been deported.

Have sex on the beach
For a surefire way to wind up behind bars, break a couple of laws at once. Because of their strict laws about indecency, public sex is beyond unacceptable and do it with someone you're not married to – a crime that entails prosecution, imprisonment and/or a fine and deportation – and you're firing on all cylinders. Michelle Palmer, 36, of Oakham, Rutland, and Vince Acors, 34, of Bromley, SE London, did just that last year and were banged up for three months before being deported, as well as fined 1,000 dirhams (about £180).

Snog in a restaurant
Don't assume you have to go all the way to infringe on their decency regulations – the law extends to kissing and even holding hands, unless you're married. British marketing executive Ayman Najafi and Charlotte Adams – both in their 20s - were arrested and accused of public indecency after an Emirati woman claimed they exchanged a passionate kiss in a restaurant. They were given a one-month jail sentence for public indecency and illegal drinking, fined 1,000 dirhams, then deported. The pair maintain it was merely a peck on the cheek.

Drink Sex on the Beach
If you thought we were talking about the vodka-based cocktail before, that could work too. Buying drinks in licensed hotels or bars is allowed but drinking – or being drunk – is illegal in public. You'll stand out particularly well in the resort of Sharjah where booze is banned full stop, apart from for residents with a licence to drink at home. It is also an offence in the UAE to drink and drive, no matter how tiny the amount. If you're arrested on alcohol-related offences you'll likely be jailed while you await trial and penalties entail hefty jail sentences and large fines.

Smoke some wacky baccy
Drugs are almost always a law breaker, but Dubai is about as far from Amsterdam as you can get. Possession and consumption is treated very seriously in the UAE and – as the British DJ who had no drugs on him recently discovered – possession includes anything in your system, so even if you have a cheeky joint before you get on the Dubai-bound plane and you could end up falling foul of their regulations, and wind up with their mandatory minimum of four years in jail.

Other laws you should know about
Shopping in shorts could attract attention from the authorities - unless you're on the beach or by the pool, then anything tight, transparent, short or displaying your stomach, shoulders or back if you're a woman, is considered indecent. Same if you're a man in shorts or displaying a bare chest. Photography of certain government buildings is also illegal, as is perusing any form of pornographic material. If all else fails, smuggle in a bacon sandwich – pork is banned – and a poppy seed roll will add to the criminality of the action, as poppy seeds are also on the UAE's forbidden list.

Copied & pasted from http://uk.travel.yahoo.com/p-promo-3312428

21 comments:

Sting said...

Craziness i tell ya! But it's good to know these things. Maybe if people take the adage "when in rome, do like the romans" more seriously there would get into less trouble. In this case, i would just not go to rome.

cerberus said...

To think I wanted to move from spain to Dubai..

Ironic thing though is that it's all hypocritical with Saudi being the best location for hidden debauchery in the gulf.

Maldito sea!!!.

miz-cynic said...

I THINK THEY SHD KUKU SAY ITS ILLEGAL TO LIVE.

mizchif said...

WOW!
LIke seriously WOW!

So i can even try to understand no drinking, no drugs and such, but NOT WEAR SHORTS????
In that their desert????
Now that is crazy.

Guess Dubai is not the place to g0 for a wild and crazy holiday.

bArOquE said...

~Sting, it is complete craziness, really…with all the hype about it being a renowned international holiday spot, most of these rules are so extreme…these people are the highest hypocrites ever…then to imagine that someone was jailed because one dirty old hag who has not had sex after being sodomised as a child decides that she saw this man kissing this woman passionately…plain covetousness

~cerberus, move from spain to Dubai…besides all these rules, the town is expensive…pray tell about this hidden debauchery in the Saudi gulf…Maldito Sea
???

~mizcynic, can u imagine the people…these folks are here on holidays from different nationalities & you jail them because the guy had cannabis in his blood from a party 3nights ago in Ibiza…what kind of rubbish is that? Na your blood? HATERS! …because their country wont let them

~mizchif, alas Dubai is not the place to go for a wild & crazy holiday. capital NO! I would have been jailed over & over again for exposing my chest & wearing shorts, & drinking loads of alcohol…what is a holiday without parties & alcohol

*mpscheeeew*

Xoxorobia said...

Fuck and be merry..75 and counting!

bArOquE said...

~xoxorophobia....fuck & be merry??? what have you counted up to 75???

StandTall-The Activist said...

o ga o. I replied to the visa thing. We sure need visa to go to kenya but you can get at the point of entry.

I tell you I was so shock to hear `point com` lol

I am blogging from New York

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

Na wa oh! This Dubai sef =)

How now?

bArOquE said...

~Standtall point com LOL, don’t mind me, I didn’t go back to check for your reply...I think I’ll get that visa before I hop on any planes, I no like embarrassment for my life…you’re globetrotting sha…I envy you

~SoloMamaBonboy, I dey oh…no just mind those mumu hypocritical Dubai people…the thing that gets to me is that they don’t even care to verify the credibility of the person that reported the case…”I saw this man give this woman a passionate kiss on the lips”…which one be passionate kiss again???

mizchif said...

You do not have an email on your profile.

blogoratti said...

Even with all the laws...folks still flock to the place. Hmmm....

mizchif said...

Now i'm wondering if you didn't see my previous comment about an email address or if you saw it and are choosing to ignore it.

bArOquE said...

~blogoratti, plus the place is expensive oh...well, I wonder how lovers manage to make it there when I hear u might need to show marriage certificate for you & an opposite sex partner to sleep in d same room...me I fear oh

~mizchif, its not in your mail, is it? How can I ignore you, my one & only...oya, check your blog

Afrobabe said...

What are we waiting for Baroque...offto Dubai...meet me there...

ibiluv said...

when in rome........

bArOquE said...

~Afrobabe, where there am i meeting you??? whereever, whenever, whatever...why do i think you are just all talk???

~Ibiluv, when in Rome when happens?

SHE said...

Na Wa.

I guess they expect us to be grateful that they are not cutting off limbs and stoning people yet.

bArOquE said...

~SHE, i bet they would love to do that, but for the international eye on them...so you better be grateful

Rita said...

You will enjoy the place when you get there... the place is so beautiful and there are lots of things to do that you will forget the "donts"...

Awa Chery said...

When in Rome, do as the Romans do, every society has their own structure of rules and regulations, so if you want to go there make sure you abide by them. I personally do not find it absurd, its a beautiful place with loads to offer and they want to keep it like that. If you want a wilding out vacation, then go somewhere else.
Just my 2 cents.....deuces