Thursday, 12 July 2007

*Jibberish*

after that very unsavoury meal of garri & afang soup right here on my office desk, I’ve decided to post this thing I wrote one boring evening, 2 weeks ago... *except the last 2 lines*

...governments have changed, step from under the diplomatic immunity umbrella and see what happens *whether GOD no go punish you for this country, thief!*
...stop reading those raunchy mags and jerking off on your brother’s couch *which kind boy you be?*
...close that door when you enter, you met it shut *everyday them go dey tell you the same thing*
...come lets see the 2:00am recap of American Idol *Simon Cowell, the greatest*
...don't go on a boat ride with your uncle’s girlfriend *the one you can’t wait to undress*
...don’t throw stones here *this is a glass house, you idiot*
...he’s here again & she’s screaming her lungs out *maybe, he’s not using protection, again*
...making my usual trips in & out of other blogs, found time & created mine *finally, some achievement huh?*
...having a bowl of fruit & fibre *not before microwaving it*
...be right back *have got to fart this one far away from here*
...who emptied my rubbish bin on the ground *I'm surely killing my neighbours cat*
...you know I’m trying very hard to look at your face *but your breasts cannot be real*
...can I touch you there? *your boyfriend doesn’t need to know we did*

...one of my bosses just walked in *short man wey like to show power*
...sleep dey catch me *that garri & soup don knack me down*

25 comments:

Jaja said...

LOL!!!!!!

i mean, this is so funny..

witty and sarcastic!
i throw-way salute...

Jaja said...

'*whether GOD no go punish you for this country, thief!*'

this is the ill-est post of the day...
Or maybe it just that am still drunk from yesterdays party...

this is my fourth read....

Idemili said...

Crazy so and so! Thanks for coming to mine. How are you enjoying Blog Ville.

Idemili said...

Sorry, that was a question, but someone was coming so I had to close the window.

Baroque said...

@jaja, thnx a lot (me, tryn 2 sound modest) ...d drink don clear?

@ide, darkwoman Y, am enjoyn blogsville good, Daugters of my Fathers for one! who was coming?

pun intended!

Pink-satin said...

lol..well written

Kudu said...

haha! u're great... so funny

Pink-satin said...

hey,tanx for stopping by

Andy said...

Naughty baroque, why dem allow you mix business and pleasure? See what gari and afang soup don cause now!

Nyemoni said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog... I see you are like me, from the Delta of the Niger.... whereabouts exactly is what I would like to know! Take care mate!

Baroque said...

@andy, no be say dem allow me, i was just playing truant! answer to the garri & affang,...power horse

@nyemoni, not very far away from you, yet no so close!

A Kel called Wonder ...... said...

Thanks for stopping by, and u must taste that cake o!.

You seem funny, i'll definetly come by ur blog from now.

Mrs Somebody said...

You sound very interesting.I like the randomness of this post.

exschoolnerd said...

lol this was crazy funny....


*you know I’m trying very hard to look at your face *but your breasts cannot be real*

thnx for stopping by my blog.

do come back.

Baroque said...

@mrs.someting, thanx! i try to act interesting sometimes. let see what's on your page...

@exschlnerd, seems like you hear that sometimes. mnwhile get rid of this profile pic & stop having all your bad boob days...

Nyemoni said...

Baroque, don't play games with me or else...

Tyger said...

LMAO
Are you loony or are you loony....
i like the 'i'm trying very hard to look at your face' bit... you sure crazy...lol

thanks for your many stop bys

Mrs Somebody said...

hmmmmmm........I'm Mrs Somebody....not Mrs Someting.I'm sure this is just one of your wise cracks.
Ugo Daniels calls me Mrs Someborri.You guys are so so naughty.
Meanwhile UPDATE your blog jo!!!

30+ said...

"unsavoury meal of garri & afang soup right here on my office desk" this one is another level o.

Thanks for dropping by my blog.

Baroque said...

i don die,
@nyemoni, worav i don? pls show mercy.

@tyger, i hear, no matter how fast the glance, a woman always knows when a man is looking at her breasts, so sometimes we gats to admit that we have been caught

@mrs.suntin,i undastand wor'u min. i can be very naurri at times. abeg no vex, i'll update soon, i hope!

@-40, my dear, sometimes we have to eat so we can blog, yesterday it was chicken & chips!

ozaveshe said...

just saw this one. oh boi, you don kolo o! how u go dey chop da kain ting for office?

nice blog. witty. interesting

femme said...

'shot man wey like to show power'.
i wan laugh die. are u prejudiced against short people?

Baroque said...

@femme, av got nothing against short people; considering my height, i have had 3 short grilfriends before...ok, about that my boss, the short man wont miss on an opportunity to oppress us...anyway, short people are wilder & hotter in bed...what do you reckon?

Isi said...

unsavoury?!! don't know about that. afang is the best soup ever!

Baroque said...

@Isi, i so totally agree, but i'll say, one of the beast ever...these guys just put small ukasi & water leave say na affang, it was so unpleasant