Thursday, 10 July 2008

Random Meme

- Baroque’s version –
Someone invented this (on nairaland.com) and I borrowed & edited it without permission

Your favourite childhood memory – Have you seen my childhood?
Wash your face or rinse you mouth, which do you do first in the morning – Piss
The scariest moment of your life - A N1 coin fell down my throat & got stuck
One word that best describes you – crazysexycool (that’s one word where I come from LOL)
Your favourite month of the year – December
Your favourite number - 1,000,000 (esp in cash)
The nicest thing anyone ever said to you – that I didn’t have to change to be loved by anyone
Current relationship status – in between, on the verge…go figure
What exactly are you wearing right now – pyjamas down & slippers only
What is your current problem - Whether to commit or not
What do you love most - Sex, Music and God
If you could go back in time and change anything, what would it be? Whatever it was that kept Nigeria like this
If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be? A female black widow spider
Name an obvious quality you have – Razzness
Are you musically inclined? Like my life depended on it
The name of the song that's stuck in your head right now – I Heard Love Is Blind, Amy Winehouse
Name someone with the same birthday as you – Ify
Do you have a crush on someone? - I dunno think so, I just wanna ‘do’ her badly
Have you ever been in a fight? Of course, even if it was not for change
What is the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex? Her teeth
One of the biggest mistakes you’ve made – taking a break from Ebony
What do you think about prostitutes? – If the men didn’t patronise them they wont be
Say something very random about you? …I’m doing it again…
Your favourite part of your body – My hair
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Yup
Are you comfortable with your height? Yes
What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you? people are not that nice
What is your favourite smell? Impossible to tell, got a million fragrances
Have you ever been rushed to the emergency room? Never even slept in a hospital
Why are you answering all these questions? Nothing to blog about

Before you comment, know that you have just been tagged. Do yours & let me know

73 comments:

Afrobabe said...

Firsssssssssssssttttttttt....I think

Afrobabe said...

Wash your face or rinse you mouth, which do you do first in the morning - Piss...


see how people dey fail exam...one or the other, u invented urs....or did u dubb the answers??

tagged my ass!!!

Charizard said...

2nd! yeeehaawww!!!!!

Charizard said...

lol!!!

I don swearsay this baba dey craze this na correct confirmation...

ablackjamesbond said...

Will you do a proper update before i...

...so na me u dey call bush boy abi?

Your Mapa!

Always knew u were razz...yeye boy!

OluwaDee said...

Lol!

A female black widow spider?????
widow????????????????

Free-flowing Florida said...

why would u want 2 b a black widow spider?????

who is this u want 2 do badly? now, daz one post am all eager to read

Free-flowing Florida said...

this is d 3rd tag waiting 4 moi. hmmm. these days, i'd just stack dem up 4 d drought days

Tyger said...

female black widow spider? you couldnt be angrier... or deadlier...

Baroque said...

@afrojigi, ha ha, na me you dey yab? my dear, the kind of water i drink before i sleep, na piss b4 anything...funny, i created that question...yes, u tagged

@charizard, yeeehaaww! you're 3rd! :-) i no dey craze oh, na only madness dey worry me

@black007, ya mo'dan stupid...razz beta pass bush oh LOL...my guy, i de distressed, i no compose better post...manage this one first

@oluwadee, you need to know what i know about the black-widow-spider...black007, tell her

@fff, who says i'm posting anything about her (well, maybe a kiss & tell post)...was seriously spying this fine intern at work only to find out that 1 of my friends/colleagues was gbenshing her, now lets make that 2, 2 of my collgs...i'm definitely adding my name to the list. what rubbish?

@tyger, my dear, i dey vex oh...i dey vex...angry & deadly

AlooFar said...

Very funny. U don't have crush. u just want to "do" her.

laspapi said...

@ baroque- scared of committing...? life is short, live dangerously.

Queen of My Castle said...

LMAO @ this entire post. You are most def a razz one, my handsome PH mister.

NigerianDramaQueen said...

Baroque tu es vraiment barjot!!
A N1 coin fell down your throat & got stuck?! Only you!!
And I second Afrobabe: this is how people dey fail exam..they said do you wash your face or rinse your mouth in the mornig, you said piss! lmao...lol@ your obvious quality being razzness. Tu es drole!!!
This was really funny! Thanks for the laugh!
PS: On a more serious note, thanks for your comment on my blog.You were right to note that the moral basis is not enough...I have included a few of the health implications in my comment box...

Afrobabe said...

errrmmm Baroqu, come and teach me that ryhme u mentioned at a black jamesbond's place...

oya whisper it...I am above 21...far above...

Zephi Fahrenheit said...

I always knew you were razz..I could have easily filled that in for you
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which celebrity do you look like?
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his girl you wanna do so badly is she the same girl your in between with?

"sex music and God"..is that in order of preference?

cally-waffybabe said...

Who are all these babes suddenly beginning to flirt dangerously with my baroque? Is it because i haven't been around to mark my territory?! Oya lighty, QOMC, afrobabe and other people with naughty thoughts- SCRAM!!!

Hey my baroque, waddup? No am not yet, but would be next weekend.

BTW is that REALLy your order of preference (sex, music, God). I hope not o...

Hugs. xx

Baroque said...

@aloofar, yes oh, very fine & agile looking babe, she looks like she'll be good 'on' bed

@laspapi, i'm definitely taking that advice, but if anything do me...

@QOMC, i actually was gonna say that my crush was on you...esp after you cut the hair LOL

@NDQ, barjot? meaning? how i go take fail exma, when na me set the question LOL...you're welcome

@afrobabe, bad bad things na im you dey like; if i teach you then i'll have to 'do' you...in fact, now i want to teach you

@zephi, you always knew i was razz? how?...its not in that order oh, actually GOD comes first...& she is so not the girl, how can i date a girl that 2 of my guys are gbenshing?...i look like Shemar Moore (without a 6pack)

@CWB, GOD first...meanwhile, all these babies have been taking very good care of me, na im you dey pursue them?...someday you should reopen your blog...nothing dey happen.xo

dat one okrika girl...xyz said...

your hair is your favorite part of your body? Really how come?

Lighty 'neferet' Kopearl said...

her teeth??? now thatz a wierd one coming from a guy.

seriously baroque, her teeth? r u kidding me???

just her teeth, the first thing u notice. lol.

u love ur hair??? u do??? baroque wot style do u av on ur head???
i'lld like to know.

Lighty 'neferet' Kopearl said...

by the way u want to commit??? omo mehn when u find that that rope, cut small 4 mi, we av to die together i cant think of losing u.

lol!!!

Shubby Doo said...

lol@ crazysexycool...how that one be one word in anybody's world?!

teeth...good answer (usually it is legs, bums or boobs)

haba, some people are that nice...commit to your woman and see

Baroque said...

@dat1okbabe, yea, my hair is really nice, you could get me hard by running your finger through...& then the trouble comes

@lighty, e be like say na teeth oh...first meeting, it will be rude to stare at her breast or nyash naa...i lost my hair, it was twisted in the 'very not so far recent past'...

its just a thought, i cant think of losing you too, however if you gree we fit commit together abi to ourselves

@shubbydoo, you don see am naa...thanks...where are the nice people, are you one of them?

Zephi Fahrenheit said...

i guess razz knows razz.. I am quite razz myself..
eeek...two of your friends are hitting...
yummm...shemar moore...i always knew you were a hottie *wink*

dat one okrika girl...xyz said...

@Baroque this your reply sef, e get as e bi.

Shubby Doo said...

Lol @ baroque, yes i am...but that's besides the point. 'do' & commit or commit & 'do'...i simply dare u commit...or fear don catch u ?! ;-)

Baroque said...

@Zephi, you feel me abi...from one razz to another...no make me blush abeg...& yes oh, 2 of my friends are hitting...talking about her, i saw her this evening, with one of my friends' bosses entering the hotel right beside my gym...so the list goes on...corporate shewe

@dat1okgirl, too much for you to handle? abi make i speak Wakirike make people no understand...LOL

@shubbydoo, you know 'do & commit' might just be it unlike you said earlier, "commit to your woman and see", (inapplicable); its the committing that makes her my woman. another jist for another day

Shubby Doo said...

Lol @ baroque…inapplicable ke? I beg to differ. I think we are both right… in a chicken and egg sort of way… to commit, you must first recognise her as your woman. Should I be looking forward to this jist/post?...:-)

From Calabar with Love said...

Hey Baroque......Interesting meme here.I guess I'll be doing mine much later.I'm new here.

NigerianDramaQueen said...

Bargot- Funny/Crazy/Nutcase:-)

bumight said...

2 questions:
*which celebrity do they say u look like?

*what's so special about your hair?

Baroque said...

@shubbydoo, i know what you mean, but i dont know about looking forward to that post...ha ha..just maybe

@caliwitluv, welcome to Bsville, you'll have fun here but dont let the fuckers get to you, ok...now do that meme quick

@NDQ, i figured, the thing just refused to be found on a French dic...how u dey?

@bumight, you just hurry drop comment, scroll up 2 pages or more, i answered those questions...lemme know if you need explanations

NigerianDramaQueen said...

oy i like the new blog look
Red is my fav color...Red and Black
I dey jare!

Jaja said...

Red??

Let me go and read first.

Jaja said...

ok o.

I am unbeleievably razzed myself too. am either doing an ikweree, calabar or Ijaw accent. Am seriously receieving coashing for the yoroba wan. no dulling.

It is an incredible way to be. And also quite terrible.

Baroque said...

@NDQ, i dey feel you babe, i'm glad you like it...been trying to get one of those very fine blog templates but couldn't find one that'll show the blog list update, so...

@Jaja, no dulling my guy, was actually heading for green but settled for red, NDQ loves it...i wonder what others would say...& why don't i believe you about this razzness, common man

Mrs Somebody said...

Red Alert????
What's going on here.......????

Lighty 'neferet' Kopearl said...

well as it is now together we shall commit. red??? bloody.


bloody fabulous!

Queen of My Castle said...

LMAO @ Cally. It's all innocent fun babes, unless of course you don't want it to be *wink* LOL

@ Baroque....A crush on me?! How can I resist a PH man that had madd fashion sense AND has a honey dripped tongue?

Afrobabe said...

haaaaaaaaaa....who poured red paint here???

Baroque you on your period???

Shubby Doo said...

Hmmm...red aka carnage aka butchery...this guy i 4 fear u if say u no use yellow soften my eye...lol @afrobabes..my dear...sometimes i wish men did have periods...it would help 2 regulate their rhythm!

Carlang said...

And the Meme continues..
lol.

Interesting read.
Ahem...
Piss?

Intersting....

cally-waffybabe said...

my baroque, whish kain ahewo colour be dis o mbok???!!! kai my eyes hurt like...wo!!!

cally-waffybabe said...

ashewo*

dat one okrika girl...xyz said...

Red Alert!!!


Baroque I dey fear you o. Wakrike? Who teach you?

Baroque said...

@mrs.somebody, Red Alert ke? Anyway, na for abscondees like you

@Lighty, red, don’t you just love it…fabulous…TOGETHER WE SHALL COMMIT!

@QOMC, yes oh, crush…is not that your hair that you refuse us to see road because of? (long sentence LOL)….please don’t taste this honey and spit it out?

@Afrobaby, I dey my period oh, and the flow is heavy…tampon no go stop this one oh

@ShubbyDoo, Carnage? Regulate our rhythm?...but you know, the more irregular the rhythm, the more enjoyable & longer the session

@carlang, yes oh, Piss…so are you obliging the tag?

@CWB, mbok, leave me alone, na dog meat wey I chow for Odupani wey cause am

@d1wakirikebabe, yes oh, Red Alert, Ateke Tom is in the building

Afrobabe said...

yuck...u are disgusting...

where my adults only ryhme?

Baroque said...

@afrobaby, disgusting? leave period talk. its because you've not experienced what my tongue can do...a trial will convince you sugar

Afrobabe said...

lmao...ur tongue and period in the same sentence...double disgusting!!!

Queen of My Castle said...

LMAO @ your long sentence. We take great pride in our hair, and it it isn't right...nobody's going anywhere.

I dare not spit it out. I have a jar for it. LOL

guerreiranigeriana said...

...*twirls around, taking in the new color-which she likes a lot!!!-*...i like what you've done with the place...

...this your meme was incredibly funny!!!...interesting...i loved it...you are randy indeed!!!...which is never a bad thing at all...but did you have to tag all of us?...

...and shemar moore?!...for real?!...although i must ask what happened to the six-pack?...either way, looking like shemar is never a bad look...you this razz dude...

guerreiranigeriana said...

...lmao @ sex, music and God...my kind of guy!!!...

ibiluv said...

baroque...this red paint dey pain me for eye ooo......

i don do the meme....
and this fact that you notice her teeth first......
first u sure?????....
pray tell me why....*wink*....

Smaragd said...

first off, WHAT IS UP WITH THE RED DUDE?! i mean, i love red but dang!

a female black widow spider? is there a male one? abi is that not the spider that kills her mate after sex?lol.. tres mechant!

Ebony huhn? the mag or the girl? pray tell...

this meme isnt bad, but not doing it, at least not yet.

isha said...

LMAO.

If you could go back in time and change anything, what would it be? "Whatever it was that kept Nigeria like this"
Very true, God give me a chance to play my part and make it better.

First time time, I'll def be coming regularly.

uNWrItten* said...

yay! first timer!!! u are sooo hilarious..ill be back sha :)

naijalines said...

"Wash your face or rinse you mouth, which do you do first in the morning - Piss"

"What is your current problem - Whether to commit or not"

"If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be? A female black widow spider"

The first two statements make you the blokiest bloke I've read in blogville. 3rd statement is just priceless. LOL. I get beef with you o ;) See my comments on Afrobabe's blog. I think it's my first time here?

Baroque said...

@afro, is there anything i can say that is not dusgusting? meanwhile, stop evading the issue of what pleasure my tongue can deliver...u know naa

@QOMC, yes oh, the hair is just the ish...pleae this honey no be for inside jar oh...places dey wey go derive more utility

@gnaija, i know, the 6pack is on the way, but e still far small...glad you like the colour (at least, for as long as it shall last)

@ibiluv, 'v see yours...bad teeth can wreck your reputation in a second, good teeth, i'd love to kiss...

PS: Baroque's a good kisser

@smaragd, which kind mag be that? Ebony the girl from Fall In, Walk Out of love post from my archives...yes about the spider

@isha, please do come regularly...i'll be serving coffee & biscuits next time...:-)

@unwritten, you sure you neva been here before?

@naijalines, how can you beef the 'blokiest bloke' on blogsville? show love sugar

olu said...

This is as funny as fuck. Man, you really are something.

Baroque said...

@olu, glad i made someone laugh...but wait oh, is fuck that funny (just asking)...fuck doesnt make me laugh, it makes me fuck more LOL...thanks a mill 4 droppin by, i shall revenge

Tyger said...

even though i love red... i dont like it on your blog.... i just dont!...
why red na?...
you bleeding love?

Honeywell said...

A lot of things struck me about this, but the one thing was the fact that the first thing you notice about a girl is her teeth. Are you serious? i loved this meme though....

Smaragd said...

oya where is the post that u told Lighty u are working on?

and why am i not on ur blogroll? i'm not sexy enough abi? or u are waiting to see my teeth first? LMAO!

Queen of My Castle said...

Where is the update, our handsome PH mister?

badderchic said...

this uncle is not well at all!

Naija Idol said...

shwoooo. All i can see is REEEEED!!!. you don make me dey do eye like old woman. which levels na???? u want make i quick old???

Afrobabe said...

ok, lets face the issue...what can your tongue do and can I please have the no of someone who has been there??? TESTIMONY TIME!!!

Jarrai said...

baroque, you've juts made me laugh me ass off...nice meme

I don't believe u notice a girls teeth...u see the boobies first unless they are microscopic!!!

How is you...i see you are still causing trouble with the red alert and threathning afro with your tongue...hehehehehe....i leave here for 2 mins and you dey cause trouble. This boy!!!!

Baroque said...

@tygerbaby, am not bleeding my love…na the situation of things…condition oh, wey give crawfish Spina Bifida

@honeywell, I’m serious, teeth is major…thanks for dropping by, may your well continue to drip honey

@smaragd, wahala…oya na, I don add you even as I no see you teeth…I am currently suffering from writer’s block…I shall tell you about kpoli later

@QOMC, soon sweetie, soon...you know I’m here for you…btw, that Song of Solo, was just mad…you see why there’s that crush?

@badderchic, no be so…I well small…how far, you know, me I no be married man…LOL

@naijaidol, abeg no old oh, I go son change am to green

@afrobabe, I have numbers I can give you, you will be shocked…no kidding…after which, your clitoris is mine

@jarrai, I’m not a boobs guy like that, however, they shall not pass me by…na Afrobabe start am oh, & she must get wetin she dey find *wink*

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

oh i love this one

Shubby Doo said...
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Shubby Doo said...

@baroque aka mr loverman - na wa for this exchange between you & afrobabe o!…

In the mean time, abeg update…jo and pleeeessssseeee change this red:-)…you never know it could be this red that is giving you writer’s block…oui? no?

p.s
i can't help but to sign off singing:
'Champion lover no ease up tonight, no
Champion lover, nice me up to tonight'

meeseey said...

that fire in my pants award wasnt for nuffin

pray tell tho u still on NL?