I am not going to rant on this post, seeing that it is something Baroque is now known for. Talking about knowing me, allow me to tell you about me in ways that many of you may have already figured.
So here goes...
* I can get very angry very easily, so I say so before it gets there. For this reason I joke a whole lot & can go out of my way to do whatever makes me happy. Good or bad.
* I don’t like being badgered. It is harassment.
* I hate obstinate people.
* I am finicky, some people say I have OCD, but I’m not too choosy, & I can be quite easy going.
* I am a very impatient man but I’m not too hasty or anxious to do stuff. I get edgy and irritated if made to wait longer than planned or unplanned.
* Which brings me to being the king pf procrastination. Nothing I am proud of, although I have my pride intact as a man but I’m not arrogant or swollen with pride either.
* I am self conscious, a bit too much. But sometimes I may not care.
* I can be spontaneous but I like to plan before travel. If I am involved in it, don’t change the plans in the middle & think that I will go along.
* I detest people going through my belongings. I can end a relationship if I catch you going through my stuff.
* I find myself quite lecherous and will almost always perverse any statements or misstatements just for the fun of it. I hope it doesn't offend you.
* I can tell it how it is, with a sense of humour, or not; many people think I’m cool & that I make them laugh. Maybe they’re wrong. I hope not.
* I have a morbid fear of being stabbed or worse still tortured to death.
* I don’t make promises, but I can hardly ever go back on my resolve. I am vindictive. I may forgive but I won’t forget.
* I’m a bad man; I’ve got sex on my mind 25hours a day. Almost everything is f***kable. My mind is my worst enemy. I don’t have harmless crushes.
* I am afraid of heights and enclosed spaces.
* The thought of breaking a hymen scares me shitless. I am scared of virgins. I have never tried one and hopefully never will.
* I am the first person to not care about what doesn’t concern me. The phrase that says, don’t let your forgetfulness constitute an emergency on my path, was said because of me.
* I like to hear what people think about me just don’t judge me if not I’ll spit pepper in your eyes.
13 comments:
No be small say it as it is, lol. I like the little insights into the male psyche, yours here. So you are self-conscious and finicky, scared too..hmmm. Just joking..
You did get me rolling with lecherous and misstatements, I wouldn't talk around you then. And hmm, not everything is "fuckable" o...
hmm my boyfriend used to be scared shitless of virgins too, till he met me
@BBB Too much info abeg.
Ive always thought that you would be the kind of person that would have a 'I dont give a fuck about you smile' on. Lol
I dont know why..
Welcome back o!
Baroque…:
1.He's intelligent,very much so.
2.He likes what he likes…25hrs…chei!even in meetings? 3.He has a good heart…don't know why but I'm amost sure he does. 4.He says it as it is...he confirmed all my points on his post anyways 5.He reminds me of my uncle Ovie…dude is a proper waffi guy....
Yeah so I'm not even in the list bit surprised @ your post...whoever said you can know people via their posts and comments is probably right!
BAROQUE!!! my very own baroque!
I'm half and half with you on this one!
lmao. u r one quirky fellow! i hope that won't get me pepper sprayed tho...
@Myne, I agree, not everything is fuckable but most are workable...its just how this damn mind rolls, just mean you too are not exempted...yes, I get scared too, am human...&ofcuz, u'll love talking to me *wink*
@BBB, now am beginning to think you decieved the poor boy...pray tell, what did you do to take his fear away???
@Fabulo-la, why do I think you are right...hahaha
@NoLimit, well, you may not be wrong but its not all encompassing...how did you come about all your inferences?...thanks for the reps, by the way
@Bumtight, my very own personal person...you half much joo
@Rayo, no spit on you darling...u stil tie that your headtie?
" I am finicky, ...., but I’m not too choosy, & I can be quite easy going." sounds familiar, only, i think am choosy though, not necessarily overbearing.
this doesnt surprise me!!!!!!!!!
wink
hey baby how you dey?
u hate small spaces too?
*sigh*
You know you're one of the bloggers i'd love to meet the most.
But now that you talked about not having harmless crushes and having sex on the brain 25hrs...errr.....well....
Oh and i am FAMOUS for goin thru peoples stuff, boyfriends, girlfriends, mother, sister...so i guess that strikes me off the list.
You do seem to be a very, very real somebody tho and that is always cool in my books. Plus the intelligence in your writting.... endearing qualities.
You know i still want you ;)
@reThotz, what do you mean by sounds familiar? Might you know who I be? You know, there's how you can be choosy that it borders on being obstinate...!?!
@ibiLuv, what doesn't suprise you? LOL....I've been fine oh (I guess)...claustrophobia sha *wink*
@mizchiF, don't say thingz like 'u stil want me', don't start what you can't finish...btw, what meanest thou by 'u'r FAMOUS 4 goin thru peoples stuff, boyfriends, girlfriends, mother, sister'?
You've always intrigued me. Quite an interesting read.
I think about sex quite a lot too, not 24/7 sha. :-p
baroque baba.how u dey? just said to hail u.
All u wrote is how i imagined u'd be, nothing rily surprised me.why do u not like narrow spaces?
i READ UR POST ....the new one....the melancholic one...trust me...thts the design of life "u cannot be happy always".....sometimes even the happiest pple sink into melancholy....why do u think the seemingly normal pple just wake up one day and commit suicide.
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