Tuesday, 7 September 2010

iReport Myself

For the past few weeks, I’ve been meaning to put up a post but I have succeeded in failing, and that’s why I’m here to report.

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It is no fault of mine, blame RIM (Research In Motion), it’s entirely their fault. I’ve been doing just fine with my ordinary make call, receive call, send text, receive text phones until I went and got me a blackberry.

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The blackberry is serving the purpose for which it was procured, & more. The ‘more’ is both negative & positive. However, I am not here to report myself that I now have porn right there in my hand for the viewing pleasures of me & others *SMH*

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I had refused to use my bb for more than its originally intended use, because of its seeming anti-social nature until I got invited to this group. I have been on others before, some I was silent, some I wasn’t, and others I lasted a day or two before leaving, but this group has got me hooked.

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This group I speak about is actually nothing so fantastic, started out as a joke but has become like a virtual big brother house, & now it has gotten me addicted such that I now take my charger to work because before the end of my lunch break my battery has run out.

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Now, besides the joviality and the many great laughs I have on this group, there are some prospects of getting a shag, or 2, but I’m not sure I want to tow that line, just yet. Especially because most of the girls there are just bloody cockteasers & I would rather fuck someone with a brain I can pick, & not some over-zealous third year university student decked with N95,000 lace-wig & looks like Donna Summer (LMAO, bad belle sha) these babes are HOTT sha *wink*

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Long thing, a writer always has more conversation than a chatter. Quote me & sue me if you like. I would rather try to shag a blogger instead; now, you didn’t hear that

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Ok, enough said, I undertake to give my bloggers more attention than be carried away by the flighty fantasies of a blackberry group.

27 comments:

Funms-the rebirth said...

YES I AM FIRST.........

i had to shout that....hehehehehe
off to read

Funms-the rebirth said...

numebr one evil of a BB....'Addiction'....

cerberus said...

"Long thing, a writer always has more conversation than a chatter. Quote me & sue me if you like. I would rather try to shag a blogger instead"

No truer words said..

Naijalines said...

How do you know you haven't shagged a blogger yet? Most bloggers are in the closet - call it their guilty pleasure. Hehehehehe.

blogoratti said...

lol@Naijalines...closet bloggers eh?

How you doing bro...be easy!

mizchif said...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, iSee.....

Oh and you most probably have shagged a blogger anyways, so...

Miss Natural said...

lol at mizchif. nd yes you did just say that aloud ;) The day I deleted my bbm was a sad day...today its one of the most relaxing decisions I ever made, although I'm back now :(
say no to fantasy...go on, you can do it.

Quaggar said...

Err.. can you hook a brother up with the said group?

Miss Enigma a.k.a UnderCover07 said...

BB is really addictive...Ehen interesting groups ryt? hmmm

lol

Myne Whitman said...

Now I'm conflicted. I want to join such groups but can I deal with the addiction? Take am easy o before one of those smallies turn out to be 15.

YankeeNaija said...

About time you put up something, even if it is to report yourself. On some level, every chick is a cocktease, just depends on how much she likes you to not be one. Good luck bro with the shag sesh, with whoever u choose, just make sure you "report". *wait, did I say that?*

bArOquE said...

~Funms, yes first…have you even been on my blog before? ...Addiction is putting it lightly

~cerebus, no truer words, yes… *why do u sound like you know something I don’t?*

~Naijalines, closet? If I have, I would know…don’t you think so? …I like the sound of ‘guilty pleasures’ *wink* …you’re a suspect, oya confess

~blogoratti, bros, am good…you?

~mizchif, I don’t know what you’re talking about *looks at the ground* …but talking about that, mizchif, you owe me *wink*

~MissNatural, see you sending me message *wink*…you deleted and are back, see your life…LMAO …am def gonna do ‘something’ about it

~Quaggar, well…on the grounds that u come with a very ‘workable’ fine ass chic

~MissEnigma, interesting groups, I tell you

~MyneWhitman, 15years? Abeg oh…but I seriously doubt it…I don’t like small girls…please anyone knows any group with ‘older’ women that want to play?

~YankeeNaija, my dear, not every chic is a cockteaser oh! Some do as much as they talk, if not more. …am not ‘seshing’ for a shag, my anonymity here wont let me, but if it comes, I’ll take it with 3hands

LusciousRon said...

Hahahaha! You just never change! I abandon my BB on occasion. Get into rehab fast.

ZeL said...

Lol.Welcome back...you're not forgiven though..until you apologise to me personally.

ibiluv said...

i would like to join your group

wink

and it is true-you may have shagged a blogger already

not unless there is a particular blogger you are shamelessly chasing.....

Ms. Catwalq said...

I think Blackberries in naija are the new status symbols. I don't know why we take western inventions and re-appropriate it for something else. I believe it is designed for those in fast paced business environments who need to keep track of data not to BB PIN Chat from morning till night.
In any case, I have been planning to get me one.

Lace Wigs: I cringe for the future of the Naija woman's hair line.

NoLimit said...

Hmmm I wonder what group this is!
Crackberry i call it!lol

bArOquE said...

~LuciousRon, LMAO@rehab, its not that bad, come on, my BB does more work/business functions than fun& games concerns …I thank God for that…how are you? its been a while

~Zel darling…please don’t take it too personal…I will appease you appropriately in no distant future *wink*

~ibiLuv, well, there was one I was ‘shamelessly’ asking for sex…LWKMD…she declined, something about my phallus being one too many in her life, so I walked…heehee…then met another, but we didn’t do it

~MsCatwalq, oh, so you don’t have one & you’re talking !?!?!?!? see your mouth…well, some truth in your words…About lace wigs, the future of hairlines is one thing, the future of the payers finances is another

~NoLimit, you cant imagine the name…has nothing to with berries…I saw a 2010 Mercedes Benz coupe in Ikoyi (I don’t know the model); the customised number plates were NO LIMIT…were you the one behind the wheel or in the owners corner, or on the okada reversing behind it??? hahaha

SHE said...

Of course you should give more attention to your blog. You would rather shag a blogger, No?
SMH...

bArOquE said...

~SHE, ofcuz i should give more attention here, you reckon...& YES, i thought I would rather shag a blogger but a shag is a shag really, so i'll rather shag anybody that's willing to shag me without qualms...however, I'm only just learning to not always allow my 'sinful' desires come before me...sex issues may alter the course of a would-be friendship

Evee said...

ilike: Long thing, a writer always has more conversation than a chatter. Quote me & sue me if you like. I would rather try to shag a blogger instead; now, you didn’t hear that.

Welcome back

My world said...

This post just reminds me again why I'm delaying on joining in the BB craze...I get addicted to stuff easily :)

I had a laugh because of this post though..

Not Alone said...

I'd like to invite you to look over my blog http://hd4you.blogspot.com and follow it if you wish. I am following you now.

Smith

rethots said...

Hmmm....

bArOquE said...

~Evee...i know the kind of things that you'd like *wink*

~MyWorld, i used to be addicted to blogger before...chew on that

~NotAlone, ...lemme see what you've got

~reThots, hmmm!

Daij said...

alot of my friends called their blackberrys 'crack'berrys. I'm very addictive, so I'm afraid I'll be that way when i get one next week!

bArOquE said...

~Daij, LOL@crackberry...i've had one for a long time now, am sure you'll do fine...no fear...btw, you're welcome to my spot, how are you?