Sunday, 14 October 2007

Completing Sentences

All thanks to Tyger for letting me use this from off her blog...

I am … not exactly what you think I am
My ex-girlfriend was … the best kisser ever
Maybe I should … shut my laptop down and go straight to bed
I love … my mother to death
I don't understand … what the big deal is about sex, really
I lost my… sense of smell, thanks to this never-ending nasal congestion
My current girlfriend is … soon going to stop being my girlfriend
People say I'm … a handful
Love is … the most misunderstood English word
Somewhere, someone is… getting some really good sex and I’m not
I will always … be me
Forever is … beyond your wildest dreams
I never want to … be caught in the middle of a mothafuckin civil war
I think the current President is … much better looking than the previous one
When I wake up in the morning … I go back to bed; snooze for a bit
Life is full of … shit
My past is incredibly … something I remain grateful to GOD for
I get annoyed when … people take me for granted
Parties are for … drinks, jist and women
Girls are … sometimes not worth the tribulation
Sex is … what makes the world go round
I wish … my father was so rich that I didn’t have to work
Tomorrow I'm going to … cook a full protein based 3 course (in 1) meal
I really want some … pussy
I have low tolerance for people who … are not smart, are planless or smell
If I had a million dollars … I won’t tell a soul
My job makes me … feel ensnared

... and I have decided that, what the hell, I might as well tag the following bloggers, Kokolette, Jaja, CallyWaffyBabe, Porter D’Harcourt, Lighty & Mrs Somebody

26 comments:

cally-waffybabe said...
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Lighty said...

I NEVER WANT TO BE CAUGHT: vulnerable

MY EX-BOYFRIEND: admits to the fact he'll never find another like me. 1year and 3months and he is still begging his ass off. ha!

PEOPLE SAY: am to die for, one in a million and queen in any man's palace.

I WILL ALWAYS: be logical and down to earth.

SEX IS: overrated, not worth the hustle, although i've had some serious love making sessions got to admit.

FOREVER IS: eternal.

LIFE IS FULL OF: scoundrels and liars

IF I FIND A MILLION DOLLARS: i'll sleep to a whole week. lol! don't ask why.

WHEN I WAKE IN THE MORNING: i listen to UCB radio on cable or watch God TV, while remaining in bed for 30mins-1hour depending on what my schedule for the day is.

I WISH: i could get really wild somethings. umm that would be an adventure, it'll be mad wot i'll get up to. maybe thats why i would never get up to being really wild.

finally:

AM GRATEFUL FOR: me coming into your mind when you decided to tag bloggers, it means someone was thinking about me. much appreciated.

loomnie said...

Thanks for visiting the Beautiful Africa blog.... Hope you'll come again for some more...

Loomnie.

Zephi said...

nice...lol
from everything you wrote can I feel free to diagnose that your relationship about to crash and your not getting enough sex or should I say your not enjoying sex with her?

Baroque said...

abeg oh, people...why is the Meme right here on my comment page...do am for una blog...meanwhile

@myCWB, Kokolette na my sweetheart oh...no fear...you no get problem...so what did this your ex do...& change that other line to current BOYfriend

@lighty, you know, you're my person...PEOPLE SAY: you are to die for, one in a million and queen in any man's palace...elaborate please

@loomnie, i'll be back

@zephi, feel free to diagnose...you score...2/3...first & last...however, the issues right now are way way beyond sex...plus that she's moved away from town

Tyger said...

This is absolutely interesting... your sentences make me laugh...

Anonymous said...

Big fight going on at unshined congo's blog.

kokolette said...

I feel so special...and don't mind CWB...lol...its all love
i'll reply your post on my blog

anonymous gal said...

You guys are killin me. nice one

uknaija said...

Hahahaha

Baroque said...

ok, just got back from unshined's blog...no be small fight oh...i've had my share on Kokolette's spot...my back break

@kokolette, u are special...how ar eoyu doin?...i'll be on the look out

@anongal, have all the cool names really been taken?...WHY HATE?

@uknaija, i hope say na better laugh oh...been a while since i was on your spot

badderchic said...

@ Anon...
whoever you are ehn, you be either broadcaster or you just like to be putting extra for fight. haba na you biko. lol

@ Baroque...
loving this, i fit dubb am? Thanks for stoppin by, i like you too. *wink wink*

cally-waffybabe said...
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Isi said...

lol! abeg explain to me: if u don't understand all the fuss about sex, how come u are dying to have some 'thingy' right now?

Labelle said...

lol! u really should get some. This post reeks of something....em...wots the word am looking for...em???

Lighty said...

I AM HERE TO ELABORATE LIKE U ASKED.

AM A COMBINATION OF UR WILDEST FANTASIES AND SWEETEST DREAMS. GO FIGURE. LOL!

Baroque said...

@CWB, why u dey threaten the chairlady like that?...Jaja is in camp & she's lonely...we can share, cant we? LOL

@isi oh, that is the major problem...really, what the fuss...yet we cant get enough...can you?

@labelle,...REEKS OF WHAT?...speak now or i stuff my dirty socks in your mouth

@273%lighty, you cannot possible be...YOU CANNOT!...my mouth don dey water already...[WARNING]...CWB, will have your ass for dinner

Baroque said...

hey CWB, i cant seem to log into your blog anymore...wetin i do?...unless maybe its my office network...because they have blocked me from seeing UbongDa's blog...the guy has gone & done it...bad man!

Lighty said...

AND WHERE DID 273 COME FROM? ABOUT CWB, I NO FEAR, AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED, I AM HER MAN'S DREAM AND HER WORST NIGHTMERE.
bring it on, all or nothing.
LOL!

cally-waffybabe said...
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kokolette said...

what?!
CWB, you left ke?
chai...this my stupid internet is really making me miss out o!
E no go beta for the person wey chase my dear CWB away, I mean, we waited so long for her blog...CWB, pls fill me in via email...my IM don pack up finish

ozaveshe said...

hey, CWB it seems this is your default page as you don blank us out from reading your blog.

or is it just me?

Isi said...

time to update o!!!

Kpakpando said...

please what were the dishes in the three course meal?

Baroque said...

@my CWB, i've been missing in action...been very busy...what do you mean by you have closed your blog...do you mean shut it down temporarily???..no try me oh!!!

@isi, i go update soon...

@kpakpando, the 3 course was an all at once meal...i dont even have a dining table...where i go stay serve myself 3course meal? :-)

...NEW POST COMING SOON...

CATWALQ a.k.a LAGBA-JESS said...

It was the tags for the post that got me rolling: English, God, Laptop, Pussy and Sex....
Baroque, I gbadun u jare