Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Have You Ever...?

Stolen Anything: Of Course I Have, & I Was Good At It
Been Drunk Before Noon: High, Yes, But Not Drunk
Had Sex In A Public Place: Twice Same Night!
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Who Hasn’t?
Been Arrested: Got To The Station & Managed To Talk My Way Out Of It
Littered: Well, Before the Idiagbon Era
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: & The Fact She Was Married Didn't Help Matters
Cheated On A Test: It Depends On What You Want To Do With The Result
Cheated In A Relationship: Do You Really Want Me To Answer That?
Failed A Class: Never. Come To Think Of It, I Was Almost Always Top 5
Screened Your Phone Calls: It Was the Last Resort
Eaten Food Off The Floor: Still Do, If Biscuits Count
Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Are You Mad? Who Hasn’t
Wished You Were Someone Else: I’m Thinking, ...Michael Jackson?
Cried During A Movie: Getting Teary Eyed Is Not Quite Crying, Is It?
Had A One Night Stand: What Do You Take Me For, A Saint?
Had To Pull Over On The Side Of The Road To Puke?: No, Not At All. It Never Gets That Bad
Had Your Heart Broken?: ...& I Still Don’t Know What I Did To Her
Had A Good Feeling About Something?: Common, I’m Not That Pessimistic
Had A Near Death Experience: Yup, I Think I Have Died Once.
Swam In Freezing Water: Not Had The Luxury Of Scuba Diving At Meteorite Bay
Jumped Off A House: abi Horse? Anyway 2years Ago, For the Heck Of It, I Jumped From My 1st Floor Balcony & Bruised My Ankles
Been Attacked?: At Least, Once...My Assailant(s) Didn't Like What He/They Got
Bungee Jumped: The Price Is Yet To Be Right
White Water Rafted: Like I Know What That Means
Pulled An All Nighter?: What a Question...*hiss*
Surfed: I'm Not Even Interested
Lied About Your Age: Well, She Might Not Have Fallen If She Knew She Was 6years Older?
Broken A Bone?: NEVER & Never Will, In Jesus Name

25 comments:

NoLimit said...

Lol joker!!!
Quick question so you had sex in a public place 2ce...same night.. with the same person or different people? hee hee hee...couldn't help asking!

NoLimit said...

Oh ! and I'm first! any gift for that?

yinkuslolo said...

u had sex in a public place, twice! same night!
ok, thats 'daresome'

the funny part of this post is where u ended with 'in Jesus name'

chayoma said...

What movie made u teary?
the ending....gaggingly funny

pink-satin said...

yes ..what movie made you cry?
btw-can i steal this?

QMoney said...

broken heart:u didn't need to do anything to her,that was d plan from the start.
sex in public place:me too i wanna know oh,with the same person??

LusciousRon said...

Hilarious! You are quite something. Teary eyed does count as crying. I am stealing this in thye very near future!

Phoenix said...

LMAO @ The bungee jumping.
Ohhh This is a rther naughty meme.
Might just steal it!!

CaramelD said...

Ouchhhhhhhhh you jumped off a balcony???? Ewo! I'm feeling the pain.
You wouldn't want to white water raft, it's for those that don't like their life. You in a flimsy rubber dingy, hurtling down an angry river.

Cool meme!

Tyger said...

i like this meme

i wont steal it though... i think....

nice going... how ya doing?

so who is this girl that broke your heart? i am so curious!

bArOquE said...

~Limitless, alas my life has not been that interesting, it was the same person, different locations same street…& NO, no gift for first place, unless you want a lil somthn somthn *wink*

~yinkusolo, in Jesus Name oh my dear, in the Mighty name of Jesus…you now should shout a big AAAMEEEN

~chayoma,…Champ, After The Promise, Titanic...etc

~pinQsatin, yea sure you can steal it...how are you sef?

~Qmoney, I know women are devils, but I don’t think it was her plan from the start…yes oh, it was with the same person

~LusciousRon, I bet you will not remember to steal it in that near future…& teary eyed is not the same as crying, go away

~Phoenix, common, was part did you find naughty, this meme had sanity written all over it

~Caramel, the jump had a good landing in a pile of sand but I guess the way my legs sank in caused the coarseness to bruise both ankles…of course I found out when I went to take a bath

~Tyger, that girl is not half as important as woman frying akara near my office gate

kmplx said...

further insight into the curiousity that is baroque. so you'd jump from a house, but not bungee jump?

Rose said...

LOL..Just curious as to what you did to your assilants..?

bArOquE said...

~kmplx, are you alright? is it the word jump that is confusing you? house & bunjee na the same thing? take time oh

~Rose, another story for another day...anyway, you might want to read http://unorthodoxdecorum.blogspot.com/2008/05/crouching-nigger-hidden-savage.html
LOL

NikkiSab said...

U wished u were MJ? hmmmm.....
Was it in a car n on a rainy day? its d best.

Tigeress said...

OMD u were 6 years younger??!!!! Did she ever find out?

Lady Koko said...

had sex in a public place= 2ICE ON THE SAME NIGHT!
P.S: i can only hope it was the SAME GIRL! loool
p.p.s: 6 YRS OLDER??? OH THIS STELLA MUST HAVE DEFINITELY GOT HER GROOVE BACK!

bArOquE said...

~NikkiSab, NO, not at all, I was only imagining why on earth anyone would wish he was MJ…it was in a car on a cloudy night…tell me about this rainy day scenario *wink*

~Tigress, I played my game right, I was a bit too mature, she thought I was probably in JSS3 when she was in SS3…we weren’t even in secondary school the same time

~LadyKoko, it was the same girl, we only moved location to a supposed safer place…I kinda had it for older women back then...maybe I still do

theicequeen said...

Had Your Heart Broken?: ...& I Still Don’t Know What I Did To Her
^^^AWWW at that one...pele...and AMEN to the last one :P

~Sirius~ said...

You think you've died once?..hmm, I'd like to hear about that. And what movie made you cry, And if it was the same people you shagged that night, And every other thing....LOL

kmplx said...

lololol! na 'jump' wey dey confuse me now. you able jump from house, but you no able jump from bridge. you able die from both so where difference dey?

doll said...

nice meme

bArOquE said...

~iceQueen, AMEN joo...really i dont care what her reasons were, she's not worth it, it was young love

~sirius, yes, i drowned! hahaha

~kmplx, house & bridge na the same thing? na wa for you oh...LOL

~doll, thanks

Miss Natural said...

lolllll...so you're scared of bungee jumping. Don't wait till the price is right just DO IT!! I'm scared of breaking a bone too.God Forbid oh. You jumped off your balcony...for no reason haha. u might be a daredevil lol

ibiluv said...

i'm def stealing this meme......you sure its only biscuits you pick off the floor????what if beef fell off your plate????