This is not a rant; I have said this before now
I would like to hear an audible reply when I speak to you
I would rather not repeat myself over & over
Mumbles and animal-like grunts won’t do
Once said is enough if you are wise
I ask a question and you draw a blank
I can’t remember us having a fight
So I enquire if I was in soliloquy
Beware, no one plays that game better than me
Absentmindedness is not a state of mind; it is a state of no mind
If you can get lost in your thoughts, so can I
Even children call out salutations, & you are not a newborn
I will not say this a third time, I will soon tit you for your tat
I detest it when you act like you are been cheated
We are two variables & this is not an equation
You will learn to do it yourself or pay the price
Forget your tears; it won’t help you this time
42 comments:
Hmmm...
Na wa ooh. Harsh don't you think?
what inspired this?
oOkay!...someone is angry..
Hmmmmmmmmm, i wonder who this is directed at?
BTW, new template i see...
You've been gone too long bArOqUe
Detecting a harsh undertone,
wonder where this is coming from?
sounds like a rant though.lol
pele...who angered you?
hmmm... what have u been reading?
or seeing?
or listening to?
in other words, trying hard to tolerate?
i think i get absent mind also at times, but i wouldn't want anyone telling me this
ease up bruva
where u been???
I agree.. It's not a rant..
But it's rant-esque..
I would soon tit u for tat.....lol nice one
But wait o,if this is not a rant then what is it???
Somebody seems angry.
this is not a rant, this is a non-rant dripping with pure, unadulterated, patronising condescension, undermined by cool calm logic against the world's irrationalities. this is not just any non-rant. this is a baroque non-rant.
(Assuming you've seen the M&S food ads)
Okay so you had a quarrel with this babe and she's grunting back in response to your questions and hardly saying hello to you and this time around...her tears won't work innit?
Easy bro!!!
Dam, I hate it when guys get like this…baby can't you just continue the age long tradition of begging whether it's your fault or not? Can't I be the girl with mood swings who knows her guy will know when to stop asking and just grab her? Can't I be the one you pull to you and say whatever it is not my fault??
Baby remain the man I knew and fell in love with…don't be impatient!!!
lol at rant-esque...this is pure frustration.
O-K!
This is not a rant.
She's getting to you.
Be easy...
Speak to her in a language she understands (and be patient)....:-)
We are complex creatures.......
The tone is actually a rather calm one..which I think is even deadlier..hmm..
~missLowlah, hmmm! inpired by circumstance
~niceAnon, harsh? but isnt that how life is?
~bRokeAss, yes, very…actually ‘was’
~mizChif, definitely not directed at you, stay calm love
~chAyoma, it's coming from within
~pinQSatin, thanks joo…lets forget about who angered me, for now
~swEEtneSS, some shit sha, I knew I was NOT gonna tolerate whichever way
~BBB, I've been here & there…please always have your mind in state
~rOcNaijA, rant-esque abi…LOL
~juicygAl, yes oh, tit for her tat. *smile*…it is not a rant
~kmplX, …thanks for the breakdown, you’re too much joo
~noLimitz, not very correct, there was no quarrel with anyone…
~myownafrobaBy, I remain him, but if it continues like this, I wont…you know I’m not the patient kind but there’s only as much as I can endure…I love you too baby *wink*
~missNatural, no be small frustration
~siRius, patience is not one of my virtues, but God dey…I hope she understands the language when i speak it, women are far more complex
~buTTerz,...*growl*...i didn't mean to scare you...xx
This is most definitely a rant!!!!
The fact that it is a logical non-rant scares me more.
Beware the wrath of the Baroque
Though your folks call you their child
You should not behave like one
We are two variables & this is not an equation
Baware the wrath of the Baroque-
Master of the Tit-Tatting
- The BaRoQuE has spoken.
lol
bros easy ooo
They have been warned!!! :):)
~sTing, i dont know what you're talking about
~cAramElD, what scares you the most?
~ManCee, na you know oh, me i don yarn finish. LOL
~TigereSS, 'they' have
its not a rant............its a vexation!!!!!!
LOL...i dunno what else to say but you've stated your peace...very clearly...
the lines have been drawn...it is up to 'her' to let it be...i pity 'her' sha but i hope 'she' is sensible enough to enusre this does not become a war...surely 'she' will loose (i.e. if 'she' hasn't lost you already)!
~ibiluv, you can say that again
~shubbyDoo, well, it depends on how you see it...i'm not sure its a win or loose kinda game (assuming its a game)
Assuming it is one then I suggest that u don't play... I've always thought if u as a lover and not a fighter... so baby stay calm and keep on walking away from this with the dignity of the man that I know u are..
Baroque norring do u but sha take it easy...
I hear you; this is not a rant.
Take it easy.
I like this. A lot in fact. Hope pple are reading.
ahn ahn, na wah, who come vex you now? give me her name abeg, lemme organize her for you.
~shuBBybaby, this lover is calm, thanks
~o'Dee, thanks...*wink*
~fanCyfrEE, tell them oh, let them not say they were not warned
~WNWDW, ah ah, you be MOPOL? LOL
Did she get to read the non-rant?
LOL. Okay Baroque! Tell 'em!
~MsSula, the question is, How would she get to read it???????
~OriginalMgbeks, i dey tell them oh
hmm!
i would hate to be at the receiving end of this "non rant"
how are you doing darling blog beau?
Do come and rant at me!
This sounds like a rant to me o....
Baroque ooo! Na who dey stress you, dey annoy you, dey make you perspire like this? Gwa'm kita kita!! I will land there and show the person the other side of me. Nna, biko ewena iwe oooo.
This is not a rant. It sounds like you're making a promise, so that when it happens... them no go talk say you no talk am
Why am i not in ur blog roll? :)
"Absentmindedness is not a state of mind. It is a state of no mind"- That line is so Baroque-ish, lol. I will have to steal " I will soon tit you for your tat". Love the non-rant rant!
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...hmmmnnn...yeah, the calmness is rather scary to me too...men and women alike are complex my friend, no matter how men try to convince us of the opposite...hang in there!...
~Ronke, wouldn’t like you to be at the receiving end of this…I don’t want to rant at you, there are other things I would rather do
~sTandtaLL, does it really?
~VeraEzi, nwannem, o wu ya…make e no be like say I no talk am.
~Tigeress, I shall correct that defect, no vex
~NDQ, you can steal whatever you like but if money comot inside, you go drop something…I love you too
~gnaija, I try to stay calm at times like this…I’m hanging fine, thanks
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